mariah

the best fucking bestfriend anyone could ask for , every guy wants to fuck her so get over it (:

boy; oh you know mariah ?
other boy; yeah why .
boy; i saw her in bed w/ destery last night & damn boy i was jealous .

by toria . June 24, 2009

Marathon Fuck

When two people engage in sexual intercourse for longer than 1 hour. Either person may orgasim as often as they can, however the sexact must be continuos and non stop. The penis may slip out and ride the clit momentarily or you may change positions. But you cannot leave to get a drink of water or anything of that nature. Marathon-fucking may cause Friction Burn.

"Tracy wanted me to fuck her real quick before she took a shower but I wanted to take about a two hour marathon fuck".

by Benji Koontz May 23, 2006

marathon man

a prick who takes a whole hour outside of foreplay to bust a nut while u slowly chafe to death.

Many men are also marathon men.

by keema August 27, 2003

Marathon Monday

A tall, lanky, rather dark Black person (hence the term, Monday) who partakes in a 26.2 mile long running competition. They are typically, but not always, imported from Ethiopia and Kenya.

White Guy 1: "Hey, Murphy, who's that Black guy? Is he on the Celtics?"
White Guy 2: "Nah McDonough, today's the Boston Marathon; it's one of those Marathon Mondays."

by Carl Crawford April 15, 2013

Marihuano

Adj. Marijuana smoker. A person under the influence of marijuana

Miren amigos, un gringo marihuano!
(Look fellows, a gringo get stoned!)

by Vladimir Kacharov October 22, 2006

marathon dump

an abnormally long, difficult bowel movement.

The Cooker: "damn, where is tp? He went to the can an hour ago."
Pete Dick: "I dunno, maybe he is playing gay games..."
TP (returning from the bathroom, looking relieved: "Oh, wow."
The Cooker: "what the fuck took you so god damn long?"
TP: "marathon dump dude, you know my wife won't let me crap in the house. that thing has been brewing all week."
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself."

by Pete Dick March 30, 2008

mariaha

Mariaha was a term first coined by the late Leader of Jews who had fallen into an ocean after a great siege upon their ship. Mariaha is the "magical mermaid" who saved the young leaders life. Unfortunately, after surviving the ocean, the leader and their tribe of Jews, were lost to history and only passed down through oral depictions since. It is believed that a child named Mariaha is eternally blessed with good looks, friendly atmosphere, and a heart full only of love.

"She is so beautiful, I could swear I had seen Mariaha."

by Bambidomar September 3, 2016