minnesota is best state in the whole country. it has a wide variety of weather situations inculding SUMMER where the temperature can reach up to about 100 degrees. there are a lot of different races religons and people here and PLUS our governer can beat up your governer!
by andrea May 13, 2005
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When a group of minnesota road construction workers (usually at least 5) abandons the idea that got them into a Minnesota clusterfuck but are now standing around the only actually working person and having a circle jerk, thus backing up and delaying traffic for up to weeks/months at a time. You can tell its a circle jerk from a long ways away because you will notice there orange vests that say MNDoT and yellow hard hats, when you get closer you will notice they are under a tree or leaning on the work vehicles. Sometimes they will have a coffee in one hand and a cigarette I the other. Another possible sighting would be the ass crack out the pants when he is bending over for another can of pepsi
When a group of minnesota road construction workers (usually at least 5) abandons the idea that got them into a Minnesota clusterfuck but are now standing around the only actually working person and having a circle jerk, thus backing up and delaying traffic for up to weeks/months at a time. You can tell its a circle jerk from a long ways away because you will notice there orange vests that say MNDoT and yellow hard hats, when you get closer you will notice they are under a tree or leaning on the work vehicles. Sometimes they will have a coffee in one hand and a cigarette I the other. Another possible sighting would be the ass crack out the pants when he is bending over for another can of pepsi
Salina: ok great there's a sign that says"road work ahead," I wonder how backed up it will be?
Apdam: well if its a minnesota circle jerk like usual it will be bad. First you got the minnesota clusterfuck with these guys then the minnesota circle jerk usually follows
Kid in back seat: what's a minnesota circle
Jerk?
Adam: ahh... It's a bunch of minnesota road construction workers standing in a circle under a tree talking about the huge minnesota clusterfuck they just got themselves into.
Kid in backseat: oh cool I want to be in a minnesota circle jerk when I grow up!
Adam: no son your better then that
Apdam: well if its a minnesota circle jerk like usual it will be bad. First you got the minnesota clusterfuck with these guys then the minnesota circle jerk usually follows
Kid in back seat: what's a minnesota circle
Jerk?
Adam: ahh... It's a bunch of minnesota road construction workers standing in a circle under a tree talking about the huge minnesota clusterfuck they just got themselves into.
Kid in backseat: oh cool I want to be in a minnesota circle jerk when I grow up!
Adam: no son your better then that
by Jesus taboot-tAboot June 17, 2013
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The delicate art of engaging in anal sex with your significant other while she is on all fours and holding a ripe lemon in her mouth. As you pump her sphincter with your "blue veined throbber" use the flairmaster2000 semiautomatic flair gun that you hook up to an industrial air compressor with the special made 24 inch dildo tip. Repetitively fire the tip into her organs until you are fully stimulated and finally pull your john out of her "sphincy" and bust all over her face.
Tom: "Hey Billy what happened to Sabrina?"
Billy: "Oh, I performed the Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump on her yesterday."
Tom: "Well, that explains all the blood on your bed sheets."
Billy: "Oh, I performed the Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump on her yesterday."
Tom: "Well, that explains all the blood on your bed sheets."
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After Mike took a dump, I saw him sitting in the corner of the break room giving himself a Minnesota manicure.
by OilyStarfish June 3, 2015
Get the Minnesota Manicure mug.A state that is reached when one has run out of options. Usually takes place in a social situation when you cannot play possum and are forced to talk to somebody you do not want to speak to. Usually makes the victim appear as a "mannequin" in a completely frozen position.
Psycho Chico/a: Why was it when I went in to kiss you, you froze?
Normal Person: It's a defense mechanism, when I can't feign sleep or death I go into mannequin mode.
Normal Person: It's a defense mechanism, when I can't feign sleep or death I go into mannequin mode.
by Davey December 4, 2004
Get the mannequin mode mug.Mannequin Land is one of the most elite groups on myspace after AP, and is the hardest to get into. Their group tag is ML, and it is not filled with over photoshopped people, who think they're better than everyone else. And also its not filled with "scene" kids.
Mannequin Land is full of individuals who are true to themselves, and have beauty both on the inside and on the outside. And the group is not filled with narcissistic people. Mannequin Land is a group where only the best, the prettiest and the most confident can get into.
There have been some fake groups imitating ML, and there have been low life losers who tag ML into their names without actually getting accepted. However if you think you can get into ML you wouldn't need to script into the group, fake tag ML into your name, and beg others to nominate you, it would be easy.
Mannequin Land is full of individuals who are true to themselves, and have beauty both on the inside and on the outside. And the group is not filled with narcissistic people. Mannequin Land is a group where only the best, the prettiest and the most confident can get into.
There have been some fake groups imitating ML, and there have been low life losers who tag ML into their names without actually getting accepted. However if you think you can get into ML you wouldn't need to script into the group, fake tag ML into your name, and beg others to nominate you, it would be easy.
by we own the nigt March 30, 2009
Get the mannequin land mug.The ability to combine clarity with flexible, rational thinking, so that not only does one see things as they are, without the obscuration and distortion caused by preconceived notions and beliefs and illusory realities, but sees everything in its proper context - as a part of a greater whole - and always considers the likely consequences of what one sees, and of actions that one might take. Also, clear-mindedness involves the ability to routinely observe and be holding up to scrutiny the thinking process itself, so that one looks out for factors and influences that may be interfering with one's thinking and gaining of understanding of what one observes, and seeks to rectify or work around those difficulties.Clear-mindedness is thus both very deeply aware and very (flexibly) focused and practical - i.e. it is a very grounded state.
clear-mindedness-fundamental consciousness (who I call no-soul people, which is not at all a pejorative description), who can make some sort of subsequent use of what they have seen and experienced, and who do not become attached to the experiences and seek to keep returning to them. I was one such person. When I had cannabis experiences ( to many to count lol), they opened a powerful window on my hidden creativity and ability to live in the present and enjoy to the full each experience as it arose. I knew intuitively that these experiences were showing me capabilities and potentialities in my mind, and my task is to leave cannabis behind and work through various means to open up those potentialities so that my mind will become every bit as expansive and creative as in the cannabis experiences - indeed much more so - and fully under my own control, without need for any further drugs or 'props'.
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