Mateo

hottest mf alive. tall with a resting bitch face but a big heart

mateo has very nice hands and an incredible sense of humour

he will supply you with nerdy funfacts about everything, reminding you you can never stop learning

he also has a very large cock making it hard to resist the urge of wanting to suck it

person1: look its mateo!
person2: damn i wanna jump on his dick rn
person1: me too bro me too

by reallifegotham July 24, 2024

Mateo Wang

Weird dude that everyone at UCSB somehow knows. Resides in FT. Also known as mSUS.

Girl (pickup line): How do you know Mateo Wang?
Dude: He chewed our professor in physics.

by Lu-frog October 21, 2021

Mateo

The clogs that form in drains in college dorms from excessive shower masturbation by the residents.

The janitor left a passive aggressive note on the wall asking people not to yank it in the showers because he was tired of cleaning up the Mateo every week.

by 135218930 November 29, 2021

mateo

gay

damn this nigga mateo gay

by hsjejehrkee August 27, 2022

Mateo Rojo

THE BEST FUCKING RAPPER/SINGER IN THE HOLE WORLD, loves travis Scott, has “Look mom I can fly”, and also plays 2k and warzone.

Mateo Rojo is better than Drake.
Travis Scott wants to be like Mateo Rojo.

by evemontoya69 November 25, 2021

mateo

here's a good word for mateo. he's smart, cute, and most importantly, industrious, productive, and loves his wife. his cv makes you feel like an inadequate fool. he's so accomplished. even though you've known other people with accolades like that, it's ridiculous how he accrues them while posting so many definitions on this very website and commenting on other various media. that's my excuse for not having his sort of accomplishments. now those excuses are rendered inutile and i'm left wondering where he gets all the time to juggle everything he does.

i think mateo is a genius or something. his capacities are diverse and distinguished. good for him.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019

Mateo

Mateo is a peruvian who found his way to coventry university. He is the most annoying person to walk on the planet and he always steals your Nutella. He cannot be quiet in the morning at all, he has this skill to make any task louder than it needs to be. He drinks starbucks every day but never gets any work done, if you are in a group with him you will not get any work done.

Okay class, get into groups of 3

James says "don't pick Mateo, he will not do work and will steal our Nutella"

by EdM1234567 November 18, 2025