maoware

All software including apps that furthers the evil agenda of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP), such as surveillance, censorship, spreading CCP propaganda (like the latest 'Xi Jing Ping Thoughts' online test required by journalists in China to maintain their license to report).

Before going to Mainland China, make sure you uninstall all apps allowing free speech such as facebook, twitter, instagram, telegram, whatsapp, and load it up with Maoware.

Maoware will uninstall all apps and references to Winnie the Pooh on your devices and all accounts associated with it and replace it with the picture of Xi JinPing.

Ready to contribute to the glorious CCP? Upload information about political dissidents with Maoware and they will be promptly suicided.

Want a new organ transplant and cannot wait for a free donor? Check out the latest Maoware for real-time pricing for fresh human organs at discounts prices available.

by XiJinPing October 23, 2019

Maon

The coolest mispelling of the word moan.

K': Aww yeah thats how you do it. *maons*
Jenn: *Continues to suck on his fingers.*

by Iconoklastic~ April 19, 2010

Maoried

Usually a kiwi term used for when something needs to be fixed quickly and then mended with duct tape or no. 8 fencing wire.

For eg, I had a car accident and my bumper fell off, I needed to get to work that day, so got some tape and maoried it back on....

by Wigged October 7, 2010

Maori Purr

N - The term used to describe the sound made by the modifided exhausts of automobiles commonly driven by Maori and boyracers. These modifications are often shonky and lack the nessasary certification. A Maori Purr is generally considered a menace to most people.

Mate, I'm stopping you today because the your car has an excessivly loud Maori Purr.

by PheeSeas October 8, 2010

Maokai

a big fucking tree in League of Legends.

Maokai says, "I'm a tree."

by nickween January 21, 2015

Maori-oke

A rendition of "10 guitars" or any song containing the maori words "toru" , "wha" , or where the guitar is turned over and a drum beat is played on the back . The traditional seat is a used empty "swappa crate" to play this instrument .

Maori-oke has been around since the development of the Swappa bottle circa 1960 and its first on screen appearance was in the movie "Once Were Warriors"

by uncle bullie1 June 21, 2009

Maomi

A creature made from star dust and a double rainbows. Totally awesome cool plus infinity.

Those Twilight movies aren't as cool as Maomi.

by Mimilones November 8, 2011