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Organizational Lying 

Collective delusionary group think utilized to achieve optimal results for the message carrier, often leveraged by professional sales teams to confuse or disorient a prospective buyer.
Organizational lying is a standard practice by our pre-sales team, where they prepare an exchange of questions and answers that imply our products have functions that they do not.
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Bitch-lying

The act of lying like an unfiltered bitch
Guy 1: Yo, did you hear what that ho just said?
Guy 2: Yeah man, she was straight bitch-lying
Bitch-lying by Rewd Nichol December 10, 2013

Blatant Lying Status (BLS) 

A Facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)
These are all examples of a Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'

'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'

'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'

Pathological Lying Sociopath 

My ex girlfriend is a pathological lying sociopath because she claims she didn’t sleep with 100 guys but she did and only cares about herself

National Lying Day 

You can lie about anything
Nick: Are you the one who ate my apple pie?
Imman:Nah it wasn't me it was Sebastian
Nick: Dont lie to me
Imman: What do you mean? It's "National Lying Day"
National Lying Day by ImmanIsTall December 4, 2020

national lying about getting sexually assaulted day 

national lying about getting sexually assaulted day
kika saying ben sexually assaulted her when he didn’t aka national lying about getting sexually assaulted day

Fat lying 

When you majorly fail to tell the truth.
My mom told me the truth last night, I know you are fat lying.
Fat lying by dickydanceroutine March 7, 2022