Luke

That one guy who comes to school only one every two weeks. We don’t know how he stays enrolled, maybe it’s befaus people bribe him with pickles to stay.

Guy: Where’s Luke?

Girl: Do you even know him? He’s never at school dumb ass

by UwUdick March 6, 2019

Luke

To be a Luke is to lick someone’s icy BALLS! He survives by eating sausages with Mustard and Butt sauce. He is a mythical creature with no friends, since he is too short to do anything. One time he was too fat and short to ride a roller coaster

Oh look there is a Luke he couldn’t ride the FUJI YAMA! He has no friends and he is gay.

by I am Pettit October 3, 2019

Luke

He's a gay nigga who takes jokes too far and twerks on Carlos pp

Pio Luke

by Landen nigga April 17, 2020

Luke

This person loves video games yet is not always amazing at them. When Luke finds a thing he is passionate about he will not give up on it. Luke can usually be crazy and stubborn and also with trusting issue, but once you get to know this person they will usually make you laugh or hysterically cringe

Someone: I wanna talk.
Luke: I wanna play video games so maybe another time

by Skullz180 February 13, 2019

Luke

the most handsome boy ever and i love him soso much

luke is so handsome hes my favourite i love him.<3

by Sneaky link girl #1 October 30, 2022

Luke

A homophobic kid.

Dude: stop being luke

by Slayingcube December 6, 2018

Luke

A fairly decent man. Not too bad of a guy. Normally christian and upper middle class. He gets ridiculed for his lack of size. Often makes the joke “quality over quantity”. However, this is not a joke.

“Oh, you slept with Luke last night. I heard he has a small penis.”

by Hotsoccermom17 June 3, 2021