Laser Dick

Big Jim

Laser Dick has fabulous flowers on the Fox!

by JimiScores April 6, 2021

Gas Laser

A type of fart that sounds like a laser. Somewhat rare. Tends to mainly be a girl's fart, though it is unknown why.

Beware my gas laser!

by Seraphxzero December 26, 2007

Rusty lantern

When you are having PIV sex in doggie style and you insert a lit glow stick in the ass.

My girlfriend and I did the rusty lantern last night and she looked so bright and beautiful

by Hixkix915 February 8, 2017

tweet you later

when using twitter, in replacement of "see you later" or "talk to you later"

@<yourfriend> kk!! tweet you later!!

by slwk April 29, 2009

Cock Smack O Lantern

A slightly chubby (or otherwise relatively unfortunate looking), overtanned girl that one takes home (usually down the shore but not always) after all her hot friends were already dispatched like 3 legged wildebeasts in the wild, and the club/bar is about to close.

Also can be referred to as a "Fuck Pumpkin"

Yea, it was getting late so took that "Cock smack o lantern" home.

by Stigglyz June 22, 2011

Jizz-O-Lantern

First, you will need someone willing to blow you and a black light. The person (to be gender neutral) gives you a blowjob and you cum in their mouth and/or on their face. The person should not swallow and swish it around in their mouth. They need to then open their mouth. Then you shine the black light on them and watch their head glow like the jack-o-lantern.

Dude, the black lights in my room were an awesome idea. I lit Katie up like a jizz-o-lantern last night.

by JBM10312011 October 30, 2011

bore me later

When someone just won't shut up and you're really not interested.

Also, when someone is being incredibly annoying.

'Hey look at my new expensive gadget and also my new expensive wardrobe..'

'Bore me later with your bragging.'

by HellsBells December 20, 2013