Lance Bass

An overweight, stupid-faced, crappy singer with a gay looking smile and now confirmed butt pirate.

Girl#1: I went to an Insync concert -w- my boyfriend and Lance Bass stole him from me!
Girl#2: The same thing happened to me!!!

by Judge Smells July 26, 2006

fran and lance

nickname for a really great couple, as in boyfriend and girlfriend.

Me and Steve are becoming close, we're becoming a "Fran and Lance"

by Lancey Vuongstein February 15, 2005

Lance Bass

to pull a lance bass is to shower your gay lover in showtunes while you do them anally.

Dude last night I dropped the Lance Bass on that guy Xavier from high school.

by teep July 26, 2006

lance armstrong

a term used for the purchace of a half sack of weed.

Tommy:"hey man im all out, can i get a lance armstrong?"
Shawn: "yea dude. Stop smoking all your shit so quick!"
Tommy: "Some one should of told that to Michael Phelps!"

by DrgDlr420xx September 10, 2009

Lance

Lyin Ass Nigga Cheatin Everyday

Girl: I don't wanna LANCE

by Bcjwj2716 June 30, 2016

Literal Lance

Someone who takes things in a literal context; someone who can't joke

Dee: She's a big fat whore!
Alex: But she's not even fat!
Dee: Stop being such a Literal Lance!!!!!

by shaken'bake June 17, 2009

Lance Armstrong

See cheat.

Lance Armstrong is a cheat.

by billthecat January 21, 2013