lamega

According to Final Fantasy enthusiasts, it is the ultimate type of lame. It follows the cast set of magics in the FF series, ie; cure, cura, curaga - where a spell ending in GA does the most damage or healing, respectively. Using this model, we can easily prove that lameGA is the most lame out of all the lames.

Some girl: "I can't make it to your party tonight, I'm busy doing two types of blow - and one of them is dick."

You: "Lamega."

by Tegernakô October 16, 2008

lameadank

something so lame that its absolutely dank!

Katie and Shaynin are lameadank.

by shaynin October 17, 2008

Lameari

A dego-sparticus character known for spontaneous cold sweats. The opposite of wop-tastic.

"Look at him over der lookin' all greasy and lameari"

by david blainey March 5, 2009

Lameta

Los Angeles Metropolitan Area: the better term for when someone claims they don't actually live in "LA."
This is similar to "SoCal" but more precise for the uniform expanse of suburbia that is indistinguishable from LA.

"Oh, so you live in LA?"
"No, I live in Orange County. It's not the same."
"Ah! So just Lameta!"

by djr33 July 1, 2009

Lametastic

something really lame but fantastic at the same time
duuhh?

Tony is really lametastic.

by awesome words July 25, 2009

lamegamedame

A poor long suffering wife who must listen to the details of her husband's lame golf game, hole by excruciating hole, for hours ad nauseam.

Babe, you would believe it, I figured out what I was doing off the tee!
Uh huh.
Then I dog legged left for a bogie,
Uh huh.
Wham, right into the hole. Couldn't miss.
Uh huh.
OMG, I am a lamegamedame listening to this.

I really have my grip down now.

Uh huh.

Look out, Tiger!
Uh huh.

by cloverhays September 3, 2009

Lamesicles

a new way of describing any boring act or situation, or a dick move

"Jeff ditched us tonight! Man thats super Lamesicles!"

Person A: What you doin tonight?
Person B: Hanging with the Family
Person A: Really? Lamesicles

by Quaggs December 2, 2009