lumberjack's elbow

Tendinitis acquired from chopping wood.

I've been single too long ... My lumberjack's elbow is getting worse.

by Ricardo Macho February 20, 2014

lumberjack challenge

Going 40 days during lent without masturbating.

Person 1: Aye what you gonna give up for lent?

Person 2: Im gonna do the lumberjack challenge.

Person 1: Wtf is that?

Person 2: I have to go the whole 40 days without jacking off.

Person 2: Damn best of luck to you.

by jigabojones March 19, 2014

lumber-jacking off

When one masturbates upon waking up in an effort to relieve themselves of morning wood

Yeah I caught Johnny lumber-jacking off on PornHub in his bed yesterday after his 6:30am alarm.

by Medici32 May 29, 2016

Lumberjack Shit

The most unholy of bowel movements.

"Hey I'll be right back, those Nacho's really gave me the lumberjack shits."

by Dassinbogs June 30, 2017

Lumber Bag

A term used to describe the scrotum. It is derived from the Latin term that describes the penis as "lumber."

"Bryant just took a shot to the lumber bag while playing street hockey, he may not have kids after that one."

by Growly the Grizzly October 18, 2017

Lumberjack Chode

It is commonly known around the world that every single Lumberjack who has ever lived had or has a Chode.

This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.

Lumberjack 1: Hey, Lumberjack 2, does my Lumberjack Chode look lumpy to you?

Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-

(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)

by Grant Hansen July 3, 2018

Lumber Jackie

A straight female who dresses like a dyke.

"Marsha gets all the girls because she is so Lumber Jackie. She should consider dialing down the flannel if she wants them to know she is straight."

by Cjohnson02000 July 24, 2018