Lollorgasm

The climax of a massive amount of lols. This is earth shaking lolling.

Guy 1:Dude, is he still alive? What is he doing?
Guy 2: Yeah he's fine. He just had a massive lollorgasm from watching Billy Mays infomercial dubs.

by Abrfan July 16, 2009

gertrude lollipop

When seducing an older woman, particularly with dentures, have her take out the false teeth before giving you a blowjob, creating an enjoyable slip-n-slide experience for your cock.

Dude Elinore Rosenstein gives the best Gertrude lollipops and she pays me for it too!

by justin shitburg July 4, 2008

Legs lollipop

is it a women that has delicious legs, and a juicy middle. To have a leg lollipop is to grab the lollipop stick ( the women's legs) with you hands, remove the wrapping (clothes), and then begin to lick the woman's pelvic area. After a little licking a juicy spot will be discovered, at which point you fully engulf the juicy middle into your mouth for enjoyment. E.g If a woman asks you for a"leg lollipop", or "lollipop" then she is asking you to lick her juicy middle.

I sat with her at a coffee bar, she whispered to me "wanna have a legs lollipop". So I took her to a private place and while I stood her against a wall, I dropped down to my knees, peeled away her clothing wrapper. After the clothing wrapper was pulled out of the way, I began to lick her juicy middle.

by whtronin April 30, 2015

A Lollipop

Nerb: A Noun / Verb
Subcategory: Adjective

When a male takes a females virginity and he is a loli.

My future wife lost her V card in college to A lollipop.

Don’t ride on the back of a lollipops motorcycle.

by RightTriangle October 7, 2019

lololops

Is an enhancement of the comonly used internet acronym, lol.
Is pronounced: lol-o-lops

Did you see that fat kid fall of his bike? It was lololops!
or
Lololops, that is the funniest thig i've heard all day!

by themostnaturalskintags May 15, 2007

Cocaine Lollipop

A sex act in which the woman places a line of cocaine down the length of the man's erect penis, and then proceeds to deepthroat him while snorting the cocaine. Not to be confused with a cocaine popsicle.

"Megan OD'd on cocaine lollipops last night."

by Fatlove Homefries April 15, 2015

seductive lollipopper

An exetremely unnatractive girl who tries to use a lollipop to seduce a man.

I came across one once, and she demonstrated a what she thought was "sexy" way to lick a lollipop, and stated "It will work on any guy." I was repulsed!

"ugh, seductive lollipopper tried the lollipop thing on me again!"
"she does that everytime you pass her!"

by driche4580 January 27, 2007