Massive Load

Drake: Dude, I put a Massive load into Jenny last night!
Josh: Sick bro!
by Put a dick in me now April 1, 2019
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load of crock

Meaning a lie, what you say isn't entirely true, a bullshitter, something you say can be proven otherwise, etc.
Everything that Jimmie says is a "load of crock" you can't believe anything he says.
That sign we passed said Belview was 200 miles away. That was a "a load of crock."
by MillionWords January 29, 2017
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sniper load

When getting head you disguise you are about to bust a nut. You let it build up then go for the killing shot. If successful you cause gagging and a feeling of joy.
Justin held his his shot for the opportune moment. He only had one shot to make the kill, his sniper load was ready. Krista never saw it coming, she gagged and Justin felt relieved, knowing he accomplished his mission.
by nut commando January 7, 2008
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load sopper

a rag, towel, sock, t-shirt, or whatever your choice, used to clean up a load after having sex or jerking off
hey Sally, we need to get a new load sopper, this one is hard and crusty now

Hey DJ, can you hand me the load sopper so i can wipe off the mess you made on my back
by flesh colored radio June 23, 2007
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binary load

When someone jerks off onto the keyboard of a laptop and then closes it.
Mortimer was mad at Dimitreo for bending his sister over a dumpster and banging her out raw dog style, so he slipped into Dimitreo's room and gave his computer a binary load. This started a war that left two computers ruined and Dimitreo's little sister in therapy.
by buks July 31, 2008
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Dump a load

To ejaculate a large load of cum / semen - preferable in or on a woman
"Mandi was giving me great handjob last night, so I turned over and had to Dump a load on her chest"
by Chesty Smurf December 9, 2008
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phantom load

When a guy has an orgasm, but due to depleted semen, ejaculation does not occur.
"He was about to cum all over my face, but it was just a phantom load. What a pussy."
by letsgetitagain March 5, 2009
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