Landen is usually the person in the back of the class or in the office who is somebody everyone know. Don't fucking lie. You know one. They usually are not very open about emotions and prefer black as a favorite color. You have seen him wearing a black shirt or hoodie or at least something black. When you try to have a serious conversation about emotions, he answers the question "Are you ok?" with a monotone "Sure"
He also enjoys to make self deprecating jokes or dark jokes that worries people.
But don't make him mad.
Ever.
He also enjoys to make self deprecating jokes or dark jokes that worries people.
But don't make him mad.
Ever.
by Black Little Planet July 22, 2018
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Don't be a Landen.
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by Amanda Cummings June 2, 2005
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Landen is a fag
by Someone Hayes December 26, 2016
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Tony: I wonder if he is from Compton lol
Josh: No,no dude. Hes a main-lander, hes from Nigeria!
Tony: I wonder if he is from Compton lol
Josh: No,no dude. Hes a main-lander, hes from Nigeria!
by collosoll May 23, 2014
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Dude, that group of chicks was fly but the one on the left was Lanedog's Aunt. I could of sworn I heard her bark.
by campos laney jones March 19, 2009
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