kai lan

kai lan is chinese broccoli.
it's also the name of the girl a children's show where they teach people to speak mandarin chinese.
which i find funny because the girl's name is kai lan and that means broccoli in chinese so i'm like "wtf why did her parents name her broccoli?"

mom: it's a girl!

dad: what should we name her?

mom: kai lan!

dad: um... why would we name our child broccoli?

mom: because broccoli pwns all

by kai lan (aka broccoli) August 2, 2011

ni hao kai lan

The Dora rip off that confuses the kids by teaching them Chinese.

Ni Hao Kai Lan is more annoying than Dora the Explorer herself.

by HeavyMetalGuy360 January 30, 2016

Two-man LAN party

1. A gathering of two men and an MMO, FPS, RTS, etc.
2. An innuendo describing sexual activity between two men.

Want to come over for a two-man LAN party?" "Sure, I'll bring the condoms.

by Defic8r March 5, 2011

kum lan

not smart, act of stupidity

you very kum lan leh, so easy also dunno.

by Marcus October 19, 2004

Do it on LAN

"p*morte"
random fuckwit coding clan
several members been caught/observed cheating

Person: Do it on LAN p*morte u coding fgts
besty: Net is the way to go
592: im a fgt cheater who got busted

by random March 19, 2003

Do it on LAN

do it on dialup !

20 ping - 200 ping :P

by tek. April 18, 2003

K-Man I-Lan

A slang term for the Cayman Islands. The Cayman Islands is a british territory that has no natural fresh water resources, has 8 districts, primarily exports turtle products and manufactured consumer goods, and ethnic groups are mixed 40%, white 20%, black 20%, expatriates of various ethnic groups 20%.

Bill- "Johnny, why do all the bars close on midnight on Saturdays in the Cayman Islands?"

Johnny- "Because it's the K-MAN I-LAN"

Source: A.P., Cayman Islands

by A.P. July 16, 2008