kai lan is chinese broccoli.
it's also the name of the girl a children's show where they teach people to speak mandarin chinese.
which i find funny because the girl's name is kai lan and that means broccoli in chinese so i'm like "wtf why did her parents name her broccoli?"
it's also the name of the girl a children's show where they teach people to speak mandarin chinese.
which i find funny because the girl's name is kai lan and that means broccoli in chinese so i'm like "wtf why did her parents name her broccoli?"
mom: it's a girl!
dad: what should we name her?
mom: kai lan!
dad: um... why would we name our child broccoli?
mom: because broccoli pwns all
dad: what should we name her?
mom: kai lan!
dad: um... why would we name our child broccoli?
mom: because broccoli pwns all
by kai lan (aka broccoli) August 2, 2011
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