Koonk

Defenition 1: When someone is in a bad situation

Definition 2: When someone gets finessed it gets there ass beaten

*boy gets body slammed*
Young Wy: Damn that boy just got koonked!

by Gcf.fineeebitch😘 May 23, 2018

koontz

when a female or males gentials smell so bad u just wanna throw up....they have crusted infected dried cum n piss all over themsleves n what they ate is having a affexct on the odour of such departmet

"man i was eating out shelly n i almost koontz i mean that was dirty she had all yeast infection"
"johhny makes me koontz he tried to make me suck his shwang"

by australian pranker September 11, 2005

Kowloon Koon

A map on the Call of Duty: Black Ops First Strike Map Pack and a black person or people play on this map lose the game by a lot points and starts flipping out about it.

I join a game of Cod when i was bored and I came across a group of kowloon koons.

by Blackopsolgy February 22, 2011

koon kat

just another definition for the almighty vagina

ol' girl got the bomb ass koon kat

by church hill bruh December 30, 2003

KOONASS

- a Cajun, or Acadian. Usually mildly derogatory. Derived from French /conasse/ , a diseased or dirty vagina. French /con/ translates as cunt.

Don't pay any attention to him; he's just a dumb Koonass.

by Sandman165 May 14, 2011

Kooni

Not a matter if you are male or female, once you feel you want to receive anal sex or you like your koon (ass in Persian) to be fucked, then you are a kooni. Congratulations, we should be proud of it. We are not in Iran!

Me: _I can't stop thinking how fun was that bbc last night!

Sam:_ Oh mate, you are so Kooni

by Obi Kooni August 13, 2021

Kooni

Basically means the male private part in Pashto. Used by a lot of teens to insult others. Don’t say this to someone who speaks pashto. I beg u

“Ur Kooni smaller than ur mum”

by chammakdefeater August 18, 2022