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Kerploffle

When you fall in the shower, but you get so scared from it that you poop onto the waffle

Dude, totally just kerploffled in the shower this morning

by Momoonthegogo February 8, 2026

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shmurple kerple

GET RAILED BY AN EGGPLANT 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

I got shmurple kerpled by your mom last night

by redtomatosauce April 13, 2024

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Related Words

Kwerp • Kerplunk • kerp • kerplop • Kerplakistan • kerplode • kerplosion • Kerplunked • Kweep • Kerpal

Kermit-kerplunk

Kermit kerplunk is boomer slang for 67

Person 1: what did you do on the weekend
Person 2: just watched some kermit-kerplunk videos
Person 1: awesome!

by tacobitch67 February 27, 2026

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