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Kerploffle

When you fall in the shower, but you get so scared from it that you poop onto the waffle
Dude, totally just kerploffled in the shower this morning
by Momoonthegogo February 8, 2026
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shmurple kerple

GET RAILED BY AN EGGPLANT 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
I got shmurple kerpled by your mom last night
by redtomatosauce April 13, 2024
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Kermit-kerplunk

Kermit kerplunk is boomer slang for 67
Person 1: what did you do on the weekend
Person 2: just watched some kermit-kerplunk videos
Person 1: awesome!
by tacobitch67 February 27, 2026
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