1. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
2. At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris
3. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick with his left leg and his right leg...At the same time.
2. At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris
3. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick with his left leg and his right leg...At the same time.
by Slick Rick no.2 July 24, 2008
Get the roundhouse kick mug.A new five-base system adopted to refer to sexual activity. California kickball has five bases, and that is the metaphor used. First base is making out. Second is breasts. Third is a handjob. Fourth is a blowjob. And home is the obvious.
Dude, Alex was totally dominating the California Kickball Five Base League last night. That kid's got game.
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An epic story of love between a Congressman, a Lobbyist, and a President.
An epic story of all the crimes and kickbacks done by these three men.
An epic story of all the crimes and kickbacks done by these three men.
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Get the just for kicks mug.To commit suicide. Such as doing yourself in by kicking a chair out from underneath you to hang yourself.
"Dude, did you hear about Kurt Cobain?"
"Yeah man, I heard Courtney basically made him kick the chair. It's a shame."
"Yeah man, I heard Courtney basically made him kick the chair. It's a shame."
by KDaviss August 5, 2009
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And its an answer for greetings.
And its an answer for greetings.
where had you been? i handt seen you in a long time
dont worry im still alive and kicking
I heard you had an accident.
-Yeah i did but im still alive and kicking
dont worry im still alive and kicking
I heard you had an accident.
-Yeah i did but im still alive and kicking
by zorrax June 14, 2009
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"Hey man, have you noticed that John's been in a bad mood lately?"
"Leave him alone man. He's just been a little irritable since he started kicking the nics. Wanna go smoke?"
"Hey man, can I bum a smoke?"
"Sorry man, I don't have any. I'm kicking the nics."
"Leave him alone man. He's just been a little irritable since he started kicking the nics. Wanna go smoke?"
"Hey man, can I bum a smoke?"
"Sorry man, I don't have any. I'm kicking the nics."
by John Lonesome May 3, 2008
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