Kettled

The act of a kettle warming up a liquid inside of it.

The kettle kettled the water

This water has been kettled

by uivuigui bhbh December 19, 2022

Kettled

When you’re snorting phat slugs of ketamine and you feel the moments just before you k hole

‘Your kettled cunt’

‘Your kettled cunt’

by Y0UR10N1C3 September 28, 2025

Kettle dick

Something always ready and waiting to blow.

Brian is like a kettle dick when it comes to sex.

by Getato February 2, 2021

Pot And Kettle

Pot And Kettle

Pot And Kettle

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

laid an otter in the kettle

The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.

"Urgh, my head. What happened last night at that party?"
"You laid an otter in the kettle"

by oxo gobbler April 21, 2018

bronchitis kettle

A long spout, was used in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries to moisten the air for a sufferer of bronchitis, and was considered to make it easier to breathe for the patient.

A bronchitis kettle is better than the bronchial blocker.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

kettle laugh

the act of laughing and then wheezing creating the effect of a kettle laugh

Person A: did you hear the person in the corner wheezing.
Person B: yh, i call it a kettle laugh.

by Johnnystein November 5, 2020