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Kettled

The act of a kettle warming up a liquid inside of it.
The kettle kettled the water

This water has been kettled
by uivuigui bhbh December 19, 2022
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Kettled

When you’re snorting phat slugs of ketamine and you feel the moments just before you k hole

‘Your kettled cunt’
‘Your kettled cunt
by Y0UR10N1C3 September 28, 2025
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Kettle dick

Something always ready and waiting to blow.
Brian is like a kettle dick when it comes to sex.
by Getato February 2, 2021
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Pot And Kettle

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025
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laid an otter in the kettle

The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.
"Urgh, my head. What happened last night at that party?"
"You laid an otter in the kettle"
by oxo gobbler April 21, 2018
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bronchitis kettle

A long spout, was used in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries to moisten the air for a sufferer of bronchitis, and was considered to make it easier to breathe for the patient.
by Overall1728 September 24, 2023
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kettle laugh

the act of laughing and then wheezing creating the effect of a kettle laugh
Person A: did you hear the person in the corner wheezing.
Person B: yh, i call it a kettle laugh.
by Johnnystein November 5, 2020
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