A Fat, Fancy, Scary, Sandal-wearing, big titted, fat assed, entitled, aggressive, Boastful and yet very Arrogant and Ignorant Woman. Often a mother, a Keelin will only ever have one son who she will often Pamper to outlandish levels, including every form of Sexual Pampering. Do be Warned that Keelins will often Eat the every Organ of a person who tries to harm their Son, starting with the appendix and ending with the Heart. Keelins are a very rare lost link of Karens found in Rural areas.
Orpan 1: Fellow Orphans, you Won't believe it! I'm being adopted by a Keelin!
Orphan 2: No! Please take me with you! I desire a Luxurious and Secretive Life with free Titjobs whenever I'm lonely!
Orphan 1: do not demand anything of me, my Mother will swallow down your small Intestine like noodles if you upset me.
Orphan 2: No! Please take me with you! I desire a Luxurious and Secretive Life with free Titjobs whenever I'm lonely!
Orphan 1: do not demand anything of me, my Mother will swallow down your small Intestine like noodles if you upset me.
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Guy 1: "screw you, im going to go piss on your car"
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Get the Georgia O'Keefe mug.one of the gentlemen. usually the life of the schlan party. the one not outside rolling around in the mud. usually the one getting the most schwasted.
Dude! How are we supposed to have a successful Schlan Party with no Keels?
Keels is to the gentlemen, as rope is to jump rope.
Keels is to the gentlemen, as rope is to jump rope.
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Good with the ladies, flirty, very horny, a confident person, loves to make people laugh, choosey about the people he surrounds himself with and also a very loving person.
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keelin is so handsome
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