keaton

is a really bad fortnite player

im better than u at fortnite keaton is a really bad fortnite player

by im better then u at fortnite January 22, 2019

lazy keto

Lazy Keto is used to describe someone who is attempting to lose weight without exercise, solely by following a low-carb / high-fat diet.

Leigh doesn't work out. She does lazy keto.

by The Keto Doctor August 8, 2017

dirty keto

Ben Wa balls that are made from Avocado pits to fully embrace the Keto lifestyle

Aly - I am feeling the best I have felt in my life since starting Keto
Tony - Has it taken over your ENTIRE life, or just your diet?
Aly - Everything I embrace with it has been made 100% better, you should see how strong and tone my lady bits are since starting dirty keto as well.
Tony - That makes sense, superfoods make super vag

by Brekke26 May 15, 2018

ketosis

In the Atkins Diet: your body's constant state of eating itself from the inside out. Otherwise: your body's constant state of eating itself from the inside out - caused by the Atkins Diet.

Thank God for ketosis, or I would never have lost that comfy cushion on my butt! I LOVE the loose, saggy skin around my stomach and breasts, and I don't miss looking normal and healthy AT ALL!

by tulipsandmusic June 18, 2008

keltons mom

The hottest milf I've ever seen! Love to have sex with her!

Keltons mom sexy

by milflover November 5, 2013

Keaton

Dat fucking nonce that u sit next to and get raped by

oh ur a keaton

by That fsdifngfuisgtfghvhn July 9, 2018

Keaton

Keaton is more frequently used as a boys name however, when you come across a girl named Keaton it is very special. For Keaton is usually very smart, pretty, and funny. That’s not all though. She also seems to rub off as a tad bit witty and rude but, once you get to know her, she is gorgeous. Inside and out. So, if you’re ever lucky enough to meet a girl named Keaton, stick around.

“See that girl over there? Thats Keaton”
“Wow! Shes stunning”

by Markie January 3, 2019