Junky Selena

A very hot bitch that gets all the guys, likes to cause fights and wants to be noticed. Dry sense of humour.

Guy 1: yo that girl is such a junky selena

Guy 2: damn right she is

by Queen Junky February 13, 2017

juney cakes

A prison slang for ass

Imma get them juney cakes

by Tiger7272 January 10, 2018

junkyard slap

When you fuck a girl in the ass, pull out your dick covered in shit, and slap her in the face with it.

After i fucked her in the ass i gave her a junkyard slap.

by Modernprophet13 May 12, 2018

Junlygust

A teacher's summer vacation, when time loses meaning.

Shit, durning Junlygust I don't even know what day it is.

by Chelovec December 28, 2018

Junkyard Fodder

Another name for a Lemon car
A car that breaks while it's driven, such as the tranny going out, the A/C stops working, the car starts backfiring, the car starts overheating, or the dash gauges stop working properly

You: Look at that PT Loser, it's a junkyard fodder.
Your friend: You mean that beige PT Cruiser parked over there running and smoke is coming from the exhaust?
You: Yeah.
Your friend: PT Cruisers suck, it should be parked in a dumpster.

by the dustyjacobs company™ September 27, 2019

Junky rig

Hitting a cart with USB cord stripped of all its wires except the positive and negative.

I'm fiending rn and I lost my bat, let's make a junky rig.

by fienniggahours October 23, 2019

Junreal

Junreal the very personification of Psychopathy. They are known Killers and animal rapists. Junreal's often hunt at night waiting for the next victim and a new animal to fuck. In terms of killing they dont have any preferences so its random. Interms of Beastiality however, Junreal prefers Pigs, Dogs, and most of the time Cows.

Person A: Have you heard about Junreal?
Person B: Junreal? You mean the psychopathic animal fucker?
Person A: Yeah
Person B: Why? What happened?

Person A: Heard he fucked another cow again...

by Shutufukup June 21, 2020