Mounds of Joy

A lovely set of breasts. To each his own, but big or small, we love them all.

I buried my face in her mounds of joy.

She took off her top and her mounds of joy were busting from her bra.

Your mum has some incredible mounds of joy.

I latched onto her mounds of joy and suckled like a newborn.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Pillows of Joy

Breasts, knockers, titties, etc., particularly those which are sexually appealing.

John: I really love your pillows of joy
Jill: Really? They don't look like two fried eggs on nails to you?
John: No, they are hot. I hereby declare myself sexually aroused.

by SmotheredInJoy October 24, 2011

Happy-happy-joy-joy

this is a song about a whale...NO!

this is a song bout being happy,thats right

Often used by happy happyists

`tis the Happy-happy-joy-joy song!

by JohnnyB.Emo July 30, 2021

Joy Division

An area of WW2 concentration camps where women and children were forced into sexual slavery.

Take them to the Joy Division.

by anon May 13, 2005

the joy of sex

An informative book published in 1973. It was intended to help couples spice things up in the bedroom It featured illustrations of hairy, gross, 70's-style people going at it like monkeys. Some featured moves: the buttered bun, clothed intercourse, Chinese style, the big top, the tongue bath, anal intercourse, etc.

God forbid you mix up THE JOY OF SEX and THE JOY OF COOKING: "Who wants hair pie?!"

by vavie January 3, 2004

joy sticking

when your retarded girlfriend does not grasp the simple concept of the rutine up and down motion of a hand job. instead, she violently jerks it side to side, or even 360 degrees. (for you poor souls)

Dude, my retarded girlfriend was joy sticking me so bad it just snapped off!

by chuck & jack July 26, 2006

bundle of joy

birth of a baby; a newborn.

The Johns have just got a bundle of joy: it's a very cute and adorable boy.

by GSDg May 28, 2008