A really ugly, chubby kid. Dates ugly girls and never gets anywhere with them. Is usually obsessed with video game and does nothing but sit around and play them.
by George13245 December 5, 2010
Joey is fucking amazing. Hes really nice and cute and from what you've seen of his body, DAYUM. You know he has a huge dick. Joey has some serious sex appeal
by poooooooooooo12 April 13, 2019
by iAintLit May 10, 2018
Joey is very confusing. He will act all flirty and have fun with you one second and the next he acts like he doesn’t know you. He has a dreamy deep stare and perfect skin. He clearly has some issues, but you don’t mind them because he makes you fall for him over and over again.
by Yesssssssssssssssir June 4, 2019
A Joey is a young man that is about to turn 30 years old but is still staying with mom and dad, whom does not have the capacity in his mind to think for himself and lacks any free thought at all and thinks that every woman he meets must marry him.
Jason: Wassup man did you hook up with that chick at the bar on Friday night.
Young man: no bruh I took her back to my place but she wouldn't do anything while my parents were there and she said she doesn't wanna marry me.
Jason: You're such a fucking Joey!
Young man: no bruh I took her back to my place but she wouldn't do anything while my parents were there and she said she doesn't wanna marry me.
Jason: You're such a fucking Joey!
by Freewillmason November 8, 2018
Joey is the type of guy you want to be friends with or more then friends because he will also be there for you when it's important. He will also give you really sweet compliments when you aren't sure of yourself. He is also a hilarious guy and will always make you laugh even if it is just because of his stupidity he will still make you laugh. He also is not a morning person at all he gets kinda grumpy but it's cute. You never want to lose a Joey because he is smart, kind, an amazing person and a big goofball.
by PieteoMarvel April 15, 2019