face jockey

A person who puts an overwhelming amount of posts on Facebook. As if they were trying to mimic Sucker Free Sunday on MTV via Facebook.

Person 1: Yo, did you check out that new E-40 video "Concrete," on Tree Thugg's page... that song was skrilla!!!

Person 2: For sure, I'm always on that face jockey's page.

by 2buck July 26, 2011

Camel Jockey

A derogatory term to describe someone of Arabian heritage. For instance:

"I swear to God that fucking camel jockey looks like he's going to blow up the place."

by Jack Mihauf June 28, 2008

jizz jockey

A person preferably male that has sex with other people for money or other financial gain.

Man, Jim has such nice things. It really pays being a jizz jockey.

by Paledon August 15, 2006

booze jockey

a bar tender

the booze jockey poured a perfect pint of pilsner

by sircasey February 17, 2009

Coon Jockey

A petite white woman who tends to ride black men.

Guy 1: "My ex weighed 100 pounds, but she had a bad case of jungle fever"
Guy 2: "What a fuckin' coon jockey"

by PDCJ Steve May 5, 2008

carpet jockey

(noun) One who is adept and dynamic in the art of cunnilingus. 2. One who enjoys muff diving.

That carpet jockey was audacious; it was the most vigorous display of stag film carpet jockeying I've ever seen.

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

mop jockey

n. Person, most commonly hispanic males, that decided to persue the Custodial Arts as their career of choice. See also janitor or squeegee master.

We all want to graduate from high school so we don't have to become mop jockeys or jizz moppers.

by Birdielin14 September 14, 2008