Cunt jockey

One who rides cunts for a living.

j:Who is that man over there flirtin with all those chicks?
m: oh thats jose. he is just a cunt jockey.

by htbjsg June 8, 2010

Facebook Jockey

The one employee that is responsible for posting the messages and status updates on the companies Facebook page.

- Damn! Our Facebook jockey just quit!
You mean to say that WE have to post the messages from now on? When are we hiring a new one?
- ASAP!

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by Oscarson3 January 11, 2013

testosterone jockey

A man (or young man) whose behavior is driven by the uncontrollable urge to prove that he's "more of a man" than the next guy. Always has to be first in line, always has to be the fastest, always has to drink the most, has to control the room, tailgates and weaves dangerously in and out of traffic to pass people, etc. Basically a Type A personality jacked up to extremes.

That testosterone jockey tailgated me in heavy rush hour traffic for 5 miles, then took a dive across 3 lanes to weave around everyone and almost clipped 2 cars in the process.

by StealthAGC June 20, 2013

salad jockey

When one man/woman lays down on their stomach whilst another man/woman buries their face in their partner rectum in the handstand position.

Sentence 1: Im tired of having to suck your centimeter peter let me be your salad jockey

by Dickzilla4 June 7, 2018

rat jacker

(1) A person who is willing to stab you in the back.

(2) A person who you confidently confide in and they can’t help but to release it to everyone.
(3) someone who plays dirty.

(A) I thought I could trust him but he turned out to be a rat jacker.
(B) This new video game is awesome except for all the corner hiding rat jackers camping.

by bpd43155 September 25, 2018

Street jockey

A city dweller you might see selling street food from a cart or a van. Usually there will be hundreds of items to choose from, but the jockey will be totally confused if you ask for anything other than a “gyro”.

Hey Fred, can you get me a chicken gyro from that street jockey, here’s 13 bucks just in case.

by RonaldMund May 23, 2019

Johar Joker

A funny guy. Loves to play play pranks, especially shaking the soda of his teachers. Often gets detention because of his pranks. Loves to throw food and hack Spotify accounts.

Look, he is shaking that teacher's Sprite, such a Johar Joker.

by iCarp May 12, 2021