jewdoo

What a Jewish person curses you with

If you're competing with a Jewish person at something, watch out for his jewdoo

by Zakura December 9, 2008

jehovahs witness

A group of people that study the bible. Not to be mistaken for a cult because they have the choice to leave whenever they want to. They make a habit of spending at least an hour every week going door to door and preaching. There prophesying may have been wrong in the past but they are genuinely nice people. They were also persecuted during the holocaust along with the Jews and Roma. They do in fact encourage their members to pursue post secondary education. Their people make the best husbands and wives out there.

'Yo guy, just talked to a jehovahs witness for kicks'

'why'

' No reason. He was surprisingly nice.'

by Scaramouch October 26, 2011

Jehovah's Witness

(Grammatically incorrect.) A member of Jehovah's Witnesses.

Grammatically correct form: He is one of Jehovah's Witnesses.

by Downstrike May 18, 2004

Jehovie

A very athletic annoying person

Did you see that Jehovie run and jump over that fence when my dog started chasing him

SEE: Jehovah's Witless for comparison (they don't make the fence)

by CORNBIOFUEL January 15, 2009

Jehovah's Witness

a person who believes in Jehovah the Only God, and tries to save lifes just like Jesus and his disciples in the first century.

I'd really like to learn about the Bible with a Jehovah's Witness

by kattttt May 18, 2006

jewcoon

a kid that has rings around his eyes and is greedy at lunch

the jewcoon is gredy at lunch

by wbw756 April 11, 2009

Jehovah's Witnesses Zone

A long stretch of houses (at least one block) without any Christmas lights, the absence of which suggests the possibility of there being a large concentration of Jehovah's Witnesses living in that area.

Person 1: Do you want to drive down that street?

Person 2: Nah, nobody has any lights up; must be a Jehovah's Witnesses Zone.

by Danny Mew December 27, 2011