Jethro Tull

A progressive-rock band fronted by Ian Anderson-the best one-legged flute-playing sheep farmer in rock and roll today!

Teacher: Class, today we will learn about Jethro Tull.

Class: You mean that boring prog-rock band my dad likes? The one fronted by a sheep-shagger who plays the fucking flute?

Teacher: No, the guy that revolutionized agriculture in Europe in the 18th century by rediscovering techniques used by the Chinese in the 6th century.

Class: Oh, THAT Jethro Tull!

by Shite from Shinola October 21, 2009

Jeterian Section

1) To go opposite field, particularly for a 3 run home run, thus embarassing the pretender Rays.

2)In chilbirth, the process of birthing a child upside-down with the legs crossed over

1) April 14th, 2009 vs Tampa Bay:
Michael Kay: We're certainly getting used to those Jeterian swings.
David Cone: and Jeter hits it, back, to the wall, and gone! A Jeterian home run!

2) Lucretia attempted to deliver her baby through the natural means, but since the baby was conceived during a botched bionic sea-horseing, it was grossly deformed and she had to deliver via Jeterian Section

by The Son is on His Bike April 14, 2009

jethro bodine

Uneducated redneck who is lacking culture, social norms.

Most people who watch Fox News,are the Jethro Bodine type who think you can get AIDS from shaking hands with gay people or that every black man is OJ Simpson!!!

by Tha Knowledge September 23, 2013

Jeury

Joelys crush. Her man. Her coconut buddy. Her shrimp

Jeury is all joelys.

by Taiii October 22, 2017

jeury

Ratchet usually ugly not very nice or caring; making people uncomfortable is what he/she does best

Your so Jeury

by Potatoworld March 18, 2017

jetro

an animal that stole the shortest memory span title from baboons 20 seconds to 5 milliseconds

e.g katy u have such a jetro memory how could u forget so quickly

by kayItscloulds August 18, 2018

Jeter's an astro

Thin Texas blondes who pursue rich classy black guys for the purposes of making a baby that will grow up to be the next star athlete or entertainer ala New York Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter.

A.K.A. Wall Street for white girls.

Amber is crazy. One minute she's saying the N-word, next thing you know, Jeter's an Astro.

by idiot buster April 20, 2005