Jesse

A person with big lips and is a bitch and loves guys

Bro this guy is such a Jesse

by Josejose91 February 24, 2018

Jesse

As you are reading this Jesse is most likely having sex. Jesses reek of sex. Girls can not get enough of a Jesse and Jesses know this. To be with a Jesse is to reach heaven on earth. Don't worry guys Jesses don't leave out their boys. When a Jesse isn't nose deep in a girl, he's out partying it up with his boys at a house party being the life of the party. Everyone needs more Jesse in their life.

Girl 1: " Ashley, I just had the best night ever! Jesse..."
Girl 2: " Say no more... every girl dreams of the day they get to be with Jesse."

by heheheboi November 8, 2018

Jesse

One who frequently obsesses and stalks asian girls. Usually, the girl is named Minnar or Jackie. This unfortunate event haunts Jesse because he cannot control his love

"oh my god. what a Jesse"

by kjsdbn;iaodufg May 6, 2009

Jesse

O'Brien- Below average height for a Leprechaun. Lacks all motivation to succeed in life as a human. Dreams of having a penis the size of a standard Asian. Not mechanically inclined, despite his own belief.

Jesse says- "How do you know your stick shift is in Neutral?"
DUH!!!

by AB2Z May 3, 2009

Jesse

Jesse is a gay male who loves nothing more than to take big cock in is anus Jesse is often found in the bedroom of any gay man who will put his penis in him

Wow Jesse sure does know how to throw it back

by The messiah of words October 10, 2019

Jesse

A guy who wants control over everyone and everything, especially the Super Logic Gamers.

He is in love with a boy named Jackzel.

He begs for fame and fortune although it never works out.

He secretly masterbates to KFC, Pizza Hut, and Geer of GameTroops.

Doesn't give a flying fuck about people.

Is a very gay faggot.

MegamanNG: Wow that guy is being quite the dickhead!

Masterlink40: He's such a Jesse...

by GreatGamezLPS May 28, 2013

Jesse

That one guy who always posts his fortnite wins on snap chat. He is a complete god at the game but at the same time, a complete ass wipe. When he wins he will eventually scream into the mic saying "THEY FUCKING TALK ABOUT ME" and does nothing but brag about himself for the next 30 minutes. But once he gets off fortnite he is the nicest guy you will ever meet.

-Hes not like Bob

friend- THEY FUCKING TALK ABOUT ME.
me- Yo quit being such a Jesse.

by ODST GOLDFISH May 24, 2018