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jerking in the punch-bowl

It is similar to poisoning the well. An act of claiming a good thing for the sake of owning it and ruining the fun for everyone else.
Person 1: The guy who copyrighted the Happy Birthday song was an ass.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.
by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020
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Jerking A Jimmy

jerking a jimmy is similar to pulling ones leg
Ben: I just got done Jerking a Jimmy
by jimmyjerker July 19, 2020
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Jerking off onto Lucky Charms

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020
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Jerkingoff

FlexingMyJimmy:ChicksWontGrowJimmys!"
Jit Jerkingoff!
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Jerking the Jerky

When your dick has a sunburn but you proceed to masturbate against your better judgement.
"Troy's laid up in bed after jerking the jerky."

"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."
by StevethePeeve April 19, 2021
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jerking off a dude

Jerking off a dude is a synonym to hugging a dude in certain hoods of the United Kingdom
A: I always jerk off my homies when we meet for the last time in a while
B You gay bro?
A: Man what's wrong with hugging your homies, we use jerking off a dude as another word for hugging
by 02idbbsq0wbsdb September 12, 2021
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Jerking

1-Something to do with New York. Slang.

2-To grip big, juicy, thick meatcock, and pull it up and down, up and down. Pumping, and pumping, and pumping it like gas. Throbbing hard penis will stay hard for days. Jerking,
and jerking, and jerking, jerking and jerking. You can even suck if you want to. Slurping, gargling, choking, sucking, licking, and don’t even get me started on CBT.

3-To grip the shaft of the penis whilst moving your hand, or tool for masturbation, up and down, up and down. Up. And. Down.
Usually until ejakulation or until the end of foreplay.
“Hey bro”
“Hey man”
“Wyd?”
“Jerking and gerking some guy off for 4 bucks”
“You gay asl”
“Shut up you said you’d push my 🅿️ yesterday you gay”
“Shi you right, and I still would.”
“Bet”
by Nameful February 23, 2022
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