Went to Jared

is cheap and/or has poor or unsophisticated taste in jewelry

"Uhhh... Are you wearing my engagement ring!?"
"No, this one is mine."
"Oh. Sorry, the look exactly alike, did your fiance...?"
"Yeah, he went to Jared." *Sigh*
"Mine too."

by engender February 7, 2010

Jared

The most amazing boy alive. Best smile, laugh, personality, body,...everything. The total package. Impossible not to fall in love with. After one kiss, there's quite literally no going back. Without a doubt, the best lover I have ever had. Simply put, this boy is perfect.

Jared, is the love of my life.

by Camilio December 7, 2010

Jared

1. The coolest mother fucker out there

2. A boss ass fellow nigga

3. You better befriend him now

4. Woman, he is way out of your league

Jared just fucked a supermodel

I lost my wife to Jared... oh man

Jared is sooo Henry..

by TheTruthIsTrue January 22, 2014

jaeden

the most precious thing on earth. truely a gift from God. and your life wouldn't be the same without him

B: aw, look at him, he's just soooo cute
M: awww- that little one IS adorable
B: he must be a jaeden

by Rae Jae 9 February 6, 2010

jared diamond

The eternal God of guns, germs, and steel.

I wish I was Jared Diamond
Why
Because he knows all and is the ultimate God

by Jared Diamond GGS June 12, 2016

Jayda

Nice funny and outgoing girl. Sticks up for her friends and doesn’t care what people think sometimes.can get rude only if you get on her nerves and she loves McDonalds ☺️ Jayda never wants to lose her friendship and will make sure every one is happy

Guy: hey did you hear about Jayda she is going to McDonald’s with her friends

Guy 2:yeah Jayda is a very nice girl but just stay on her good side

by Jay-jay-23465 June 11, 2019

Jayda

People Name Jayda are literally the equivalent Of a bad bitch! There funny , and have great personalities but it doesn’t help the fact that there literal goddesses ! 🤩

Guys:Dang she must be name Jayda cause she’s drop dead Gorgeous !
Jayda:👑🥰

by Baddies._.slay November 25, 2019