A sissy man commonly referred to as a fat sack of shit, he waste his life daily farming gear and gaining levels on WoW. He has no social life what so ever, he hisses at the sun. It is said to be so that jaggar has spent over 1800hrs in a single chair.NO evidence was provided to prove said claim but it is widely speculated to be true. As friends and family stand by as his fat&rage meters sky rockets, his social life & physical well being are plummeting to level never thought reachable.
Frank: Hey Jaggar I know I am asking a lot by doing this but... Would you like to go to the movies later tonight with some friends?
Jaggar: I can't Frank, I gotta raid Black Temple in about 8 hours so I am getting prepared now. Since your going our can you pick me up 3 jumbo popcorn's and a 64oz.
Frank:Jaggar.... Jesus Christ Jaggar...
Jaggar: What did i do , go away your letting light in and disturbing my farming.
Frank: Jaggar I'm sorry I'm the one who has to say this to you but... Your an out of control fat ass who is going to die from a heart attack at the age of 17. You are a worthless slob who will only get some from your cats.
Jaggar: Rofl ,gtfo noob , while your wasting your life going to the movies with "friends" I am succeeding in life and helping my guild progress. Without me this guild would fall apart.
Frank: Maybe thats a sign that you need a fucking life dude.
Jaggar: I don't need this shit fuck you , /ignore (puts headset on while he puts his soda on his gut)
--No cats were harmed in the making of this scenario--
Jaggar: I can't Frank, I gotta raid Black Temple in about 8 hours so I am getting prepared now. Since your going our can you pick me up 3 jumbo popcorn's and a 64oz.
Frank:Jaggar.... Jesus Christ Jaggar...
Jaggar: What did i do , go away your letting light in and disturbing my farming.
Frank: Jaggar I'm sorry I'm the one who has to say this to you but... Your an out of control fat ass who is going to die from a heart attack at the age of 17. You are a worthless slob who will only get some from your cats.
Jaggar: Rofl ,gtfo noob , while your wasting your life going to the movies with "friends" I am succeeding in life and helping my guild progress. Without me this guild would fall apart.
Frank: Maybe thats a sign that you need a fucking life dude.
Jaggar: I don't need this shit fuck you , /ignore (puts headset on while he puts his soda on his gut)
--No cats were harmed in the making of this scenario--
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Get the jagga mug.1) A seriously long drinking/partying adventure. Usually involving at least 10 cases of beer, and at least several bottles of booze. Antics include laughing uncontrollably, smoking enormous amounts of weed, mail-box smashing, drift-jumping (ie: taking a shit car and jumping huge snow drifts), and generally pissing the sober people off that you meet. Frequently, and unfortunately, involves the police in some manner or form unless you are smart enough to get away.
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Ivo: Damn, dude, that was seriously the longest jag I've been on.
Bustano: Yeah, bro, when did we start this jaggernaut?
Ivo: Man, I don't really remember. I think about 4 or 5 days ago. Do you remember giving Roan that Dirty Sanchez?
Bustano: Dude, that was you...and by the way, that was fuckin' hilarious!
Ivo: Haha, yeah! Jaggernaut, don't you ever stop!?
Bustano: Dude, let's go get a drink at the bar and start over again.
Bustano: Yeah, bro, when did we start this jaggernaut?
Ivo: Man, I don't really remember. I think about 4 or 5 days ago. Do you remember giving Roan that Dirty Sanchez?
Bustano: Dude, that was you...and by the way, that was fuckin' hilarious!
Ivo: Haha, yeah! Jaggernaut, don't you ever stop!?
Bustano: Dude, let's go get a drink at the bar and start over again.
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