swagger jacker

a swagger jacker is person that takes someone else's ideals and claim's them to be his/or hers.

Jesse iz a fuckin' swagger jacker

Zhmir iz swagger jackin' the shit of Jim Jones

by ijeM naitsabeS February 5, 2007

jerk jacket

A special rain slicker worn while masterbating to deter any errant cum strands.

Also refers to a condom worn only to jerk off into.

Whoa, whoa, hold your horses there tiger, lemme get my jerk jacket on first!

by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

Kenora Dinner Jacket

A wool reversible jacket, with red plaid on one side, and hunter’s orange on the other.

Look at this hoser wearing his kenora dinner jacket, must be a formal out on sabasquaw

by Therealrothman March 20, 2019

Brown Jacket

Taking a dump on someone's chest and then smearing it all over their chest like a brown jacket.

She said she was cold, so I pooped on her chest and smeared it into a brown jacket.

by Kalmah, Genius, and Most Hated May 10, 2010

Green Jacket

(n.) the prize bestowed each year to the golfer who wins the Masters Tournament at Augusta National...but more importantly:
(v.) (-s, -ed, -ing) a) to absolutely and completely master something, b) to become master over something/someone
Alt. Spelling: Green-Jacket, greenjacket, g-jay

i)
Harold: "Yo man, how did your interview go?"
Kumar: "I straight up Green Jacketed that shit, son."
ii)
Harry: "Hey, how'd you night with Laura end up?"
Lloyd: "I g-jayed that vag all night long."

by twoods1 February 26, 2008

nut-jacker

A woman who steals a man's nut, manhood, mojo, independence, or moxy, and puts it on a shelf in a jar.

James hasn't been the same since Amy came home. That wench is a total nut-jacker.

by Brewski Coletski September 24, 2008

ninny jacket

A neon pink florescent jacket worn by the band members: sazzy, bang and ninny of propa kickin super rad is what we aim for.

ninny jackets can be purchased from H+M kids department, and have been a major fashion item and part of band uniform since march 07.

dude wheres my ninny jacket?

by ninny1 November 19, 2007