Israeli defences

A large group murd3rers who like to k1ll women and children and b0mb innocent civilians in Palestine. The IDF are criminals who work for apartheid state Isnotreal and are dedicated to the ethnic cleansing and war crimes against Palestinians.

‘Israeli defences are pussies’

by idkyou4444 October 25, 2023

Israeli

(Adjective) a partner or a spouse who is a narcissistic psychopath that destroys his/her partner then makes him/her think it’s his/her fault

“ Her boyfriend is really evil, he has the traits of an Israeli”

by Gi2023 October 25, 2023

Israeled

take another person's property without permission or legal right and without intending to return it.
It's the simple past of the verb "Israel".

John : What happened ?
Robert : Last night, someone Israeled my bicycle from the front yard, and I reported it to the police this morning.

by Dra ganov October 27, 2023

Israeled

It's when someone takes over something that does not belong to them and when you want it back they will kill you and cry in their social media with ai generated photos and somehow people are stupid enough to believe them

Nick: Bro, my neighbor stole my favorite video game and he won't give it back to me.

Leon: Looks like you just got Israeled.

by Ahmednotisraeledland October 28, 2023

Israelspeak

A language in which mass murderers are victims, killing children is self-defence, left is right, up is down and black is white.

Misleading or dishonest news which is likely to be entirely fabricated or filled with false information.

The speech of an ego-driven, arrogant individual who believes they are above the law or conventional wisdom, and can redefine reality to suit their own beliefs.

-"Siobhan says she broke little Alison's arm in self-defence"

- "What a load of Israelspeak"

by Pseoudocreem October 28, 2023

Israeli maths

When you respond to a 200 person hostage situation by mercilessly murdering over 7000 innocent civilians (mostly women and children)

This kid at school slapped me in the face today so I decided to apply a little Israeli maths and waited for him after school then broke every bone in his body, when his sister and friends came out I broke every bone in their body too. Totally served them up a little Israeli maths

by Fi_Winnie October 28, 2023

israeled

To act like the victim 24/7, but is able to steal things that belongs to someone else.

Peter joined Hamed's pool party, despite not being invited. After the party ended and everyone left, Peter kicked Hamed out of his own house!

Hamed is yelling "I got israeled! Help!"

Don't be like Peter!

by ggreals November 4, 2023