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islamic bicycle

the sex position where the girl sits on the face of a laid down sex partner and puts her feet on the bent knees of the partner. to maintain the balance, both partners should work in mutual respect, love and trust which are the main virtues of islam.
With a cute ass like that she can ride my islamic bicycle for eternety.
by Orson Wheels March 14, 2017
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Islamic Explosion

when you are about to ejaculate into a girl quickly pull out and yell Allahu Akbar and cum all over her face
Tom: shit my girl is pissed at me
Jim: why?
Tom: because last night my Islamic Explosion covered her face and house in cum
by yoinky man January 5, 2021
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Islam Penis Cheese

Muhammad’s Islam Penis Cheese was tasty.
by anonymous June 6, 2021
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End Game Islams

Usually a clan of fully geard ak or m2 kids running around killing nakeds and raiding 2x2s.
12 deep End Game Islams on J10
by DolphinGANG November 29, 2021
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open buffet islam

Open buffet Islam Is a new unofficial form of islam practised by some modern Muslims in which they choose what they like from Islam and leave what they don't like.
Open buffet Muslims tend to live an open and free life away from the normal Islamic restrictions, they do however choose to live by these teachings in Ramadan, and abandon them right after the month is over.

They do this due to their love of life combined with their Islamic nurturing and need for spirituality,but when confronted they would claim that islam is the one true perfect religion and they chose it as a guide for their lives, failing to ever live by its teachings cause they are, well they are humans who love to live.
-What do you mean Sally is fasting today? She was drinking with us last week
* Yeh she's like a part of those open buffet Islam people don't be surprised
by lebphoenix June 27, 2015
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Weapons of Islamic Destruction

George Bush's countermeasures for weapons of mass destruction. Never released to the public.
See also: Weapons of Weight Destruction
Trying to destroy Catholic worship, eh? We need to build bigger bombs to destroy the other religion!
by The Overmind July 6, 2004
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Five Pillars of Islam

(1) Belief in Allah (God) and Mohammad (an old word referring to Jesus Christ), as expressed in the Qu'ran (a mistranslated, Syriac Christian book).
(2) Pray 5 times a day facing Mecca (an Arabic town where an imaginary pagan prophet lived).
(3) Giving of alms (Zakat, or 2.5% of income, which is 1/4 the customary alms required of other Christian sects).
(4) Fast during Ramadan (an imitation of the Lenten Christian holy month, Ramadan is related to the crescent moon)
(5) A trip to Mecca (ensures that Saudis make a lot of money and involves walking around an old Christian church now called the Kaaba)
The "Five Pillars of Islam" were invented by competing Arabic warlords in the process of creating their new religion from an older, Christian sect. In time, these groups would be known as "Sunni" and "Shia."
by Juanky A. June 4, 2014
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