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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

A joke. The answer is "rabbit farts"

Remember, you're supposed to publish jokes. This is not an inside joke.
Suzy: I have a joke. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Lulu: I don't know. What's the answer?
Suzy: Rabbit farts.
Both: Hahhahahahahah.
by Arfie McGoogleheimer February 28, 2010
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petey pan parashootin invisible mothafuckin self

Petey pan coming from the J. M. Barrie novel Peter pan.
Parashootin as in parashooting.
Invisible as in not visible.
Mothafuckin as in a pastime with your mother thats probably illegal.

Brought together it means nothing in particular except an empahsisation of someone or something.
Person A: Who broke your kite?
Person B: Your petey pan parashootin mothafuckin self broke my bitch storming kite. Thats who.
by Hugh March 7, 2005
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Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.
by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011
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invised

being invis mean to own someone and be their daddy
omg kaylum mahon just got invised
by starz4567 February 19, 2022
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Invisible

That girl was invisible bro
THAT PERSON WAS INVISIBLE BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE CAN BE AKUMATIZED!!
by Gacha Dreamy May 23, 2021
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Invisible Flounder

After a hard sweaty work out you scratch your balls. A few minutes later without thinking about it you sratch you nose getting a wiff of something that smells like a dirty gross vagina. Now without realizing it your primal instinct kicks in and you get somewhat turned on by this smell of rotten vagina and you feel extreamly dirty becuase it's actually your ball sweat.
I just got the Invisible Flounder... i've got to take a shower.
by tunner July 13, 2007
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invisible prison cell

The six-foot radius meant to prevent coronavirus transmission.
He felt it as portable solitary confinement, like carrying around an invisible prison cell.
by Monkey's Dad March 23, 2020
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