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international baccalaureate

The International Baccalaureate aims to develop incurious, unappreciative and uncaring young people who help to create a better and more robotic world through intercultural bullshitting and superiority.

To this end the organization works with schools, governments and international organizations to develop challenging programmes of international education and rigorous assessment.

These programmes provoke students across the world to become suicidal, procrastinating and scarred learners who understand that other people, with their differences, are always wrong unless they are the teacher.
The International Baccalaureate® (IB) is more than its three educational programmes. At our heart we are motivated by a mission to create a better world through brute force.
by IB coordinator March 20, 2010
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Internescio

A person who just enter the internet and feels like the man who discovery everything.
One without Netiquete.
Guy who send tons of junk to all his contacts.
Ken send me a lot of dirty movies, silly jokes and self-help ppt last week, he is a internescio.
by Orf February 14, 2006
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internestalgic

reminiscing about how the internet or computers used to be when you were young.
I remember back when there were only 50 webpages and you had use a 2600 baud modem and we would sit up all night waiting on an animation to download on a website.
OR
My first HDD upgrade was a 3 Gb drive and I paid $400 for it.
THUS:
"Damn, Atlas, your dad was being all INTERNESTALGIC today, talking 'bout how back in the day - his 56k modem was the shit. Your old man is old."
by Dustin_Thacker February 10, 2010
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international gloryhole

noun: A gloryhole-type scene where a guy receives a blowjob through a wall or fence that separates two countries.
I love me some Tijuana whores but the drug cartels & violence keep me from visiting the city. Luckily for me the ladies are always down to do an international gloryhole!
by h4i2g0h September 15, 2012
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International Multisexuals

International Multi-sexualism (IM) is a positive ideology for humanity with the sole intention of uniting everyone. At the heart of this philosophy is that we are all ONE regardless of ethnicity, religion, sexuality or gender.

'International' stands for the fact that it doesn't matter where you are from in the world, we all one. We all love going on holidays and every young person you meet wants to stop war, wants to connect and get on with having a good happy healthy life.

'Multi-sexual' means that it doesn't matter what sexuality anyone is unless you are going to have sex with that person then it's got nothing to do with you or anybody else, this can not be governed by legislation -it is not a votable issue.

All it takes is a slight shift in consciousness to stop hatred, racism, religism and homophobia of past generations. We have a chance to reset things in our generation and prevent a repeat of all the horrible atrocities we've seen over the past few years. We all International Multisexuals and we must stand together.
I'm an International Multisexual and so are you. We are all International Multisexuals
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united nation international pageant

A three day bogus party of want-to-be beauty queens meeting in Jamaica that pretends to be associated with the United Nations, but is in no way associated with it. Contestants do important volunteer work, such as get their picture taken while wearing a crown and holding a puppy. Any one can enter if they pay the entrance fee. The winners are called ambassadors.
beauty pageant United Nation Pageant United Nation International Pageant Ms Elite United Nation beauty contest
by Princess Aura October 13, 2013
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