1. The other day I was internetting, and I found a video of a dolphin taking a bong rip.
2. Bro, do you even internet?
2. Bro, do you even internet?
by Heisenberg's Pimp April 29, 2014

Supposedly a medium for exchanging data and educational resources. Now it's just a place where you can find porn, warez, and drugs.
by AYB March 10, 2003

It's a series of tubes.
"The Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes."
by SteamGunner January 26, 2007

One of the smartest achievements of mankind which has been taken over by some of the dumbest people on the planet.
English: Hey, look what I found on the internet!
Internet Speak: OLOLOL LOOK WHAT I FOUNDZ ON TEH INTERNETZ!
Internet Speak: OLOLOL LOOK WHAT I FOUNDZ ON TEH INTERNETZ!
by bat_hero May 31, 2009

Thee who oposes thy lord, without cable thy shall fail. With 56k they shall fall, where art thou oc-192.
by Brad July 29, 2003

have you guys hear of this internet thing? its the inter netting of your swim trunks to add suggle comfort.
by boymandudeguyelleven August 4, 2005

When you're intending to go and do something useful and get caught in the tantalizing web that the internet is. Stumble, or IM or Facebook. You name it, and the distraction exists.
A : Oh? I thought you were going to bed early today.
B : Yeah man, I intended to . But I got totally internetted and got delayed.
B : Yeah man, I intended to . But I got totally internetted and got delayed.
by Gradstudent6 December 16, 2010
