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internet

Originally developed as ARPANET in the US as a means for various institutes to communicate with each other even in an event such as war. The Internet has grown into a worldwide computer network where anyone can have a chat with anyone else almost anywhere in the world, and is a vast sorce of free information.

However, the Internet is slowly being clogged up with crap such as adware, spyware and viruses can spread like wildfire, not to mention that it is the biggest porn archive known to man.
Person A: I'm going on the Internet.
Person B: Pervert.
by generic May 10, 2005
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internet

today there is no need to hide shit shoved into your matress cause its in the internet
by hibachi April 17, 2007
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internet

a place where large amounts of porn can be found.
an example is not necessary
by John Smith February 26, 2004
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internet

1)Something I invented.
2)A hair net worn by two old women who can't afford a single hair net. They have fallen through the cracks in the Bush Medicaid drug program, and cannot even afford drugs in Canada.
3)A net used to capture rogue interns.
1)Did I mention I also won an Oscar and the Nobel prize, not to mention the presidential election of 2000?
2)Mabel and Shirley took turns holding the cane, but the internet was something they both had to deal with.
3)Somebody should have used the internet on Monica Lewinsky. They only used the presidnet in a nuclear emergency.
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internet

A vast source of mp3, warez, crackz, DivX and other leet stuff. D00ds are also known to cum here for a netsex quickie (mostly with other d00ds sporting nicks such as H0tCunT). I´ve heard chix actually do chat down here sometimes (mostly with other chix).
Above all, its the largest depot of pr0n known to mankind.
The Internet is down for maintenance.
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHH!
by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003
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internet

Originally an information sharing virtual community. However, now it is simply a haven for people who think they are entitled to spreading their stupidity, and also people who abuse the anonymous nature of the internet to act like a prat. The worst thing to ever happen to humanity.
Unfortunatley I am not lame enough to invent an example of the rampart stupidity available on the internet, just trust me on this one.
by Rowdycc September 20, 2005
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internet

The place where you go to get all your porn, software and movies for free.
by relaxed May 26, 2003
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