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The Inverse Bullshit Law

The law states that as quantitative, legitimate material in an essay goes up, the language must equally and oppositely come down.
19:43 hailvictors17: so if i'm writing a 15 page paper about the merits of peanut butter and jelly
19:44 hailvictors17: i'm writing like billy fuckin faulkner
19:44 hailvictors17: but if i'm writing about
19:44 hailvictors17: that
19:44 hailvictors17: the inverse bullshit law says that
19:44 hailvictors17: I will sound like a complete and total idiot, and my teacher will still give me an F, no matter how good my writing because of the level of complete bullshit
by Keemofam August 2, 2008
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invert

"Chris, did you see that guy with the tight pink shirt on?"
"Yeah man, what a f**kin invert!
by NBrock October 5, 2010
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inverted penis

When a mans penis is in hibernation all year round and never gets to see the time of day...and the only way to see the head of the penis is to push in the belly button of the person who has the inverted penis.
Hey guys, why cant we ever see Jareds dick?
Because he has an inverted penis that is in hibernation.
by gingerssuck June 2, 2009
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Inverted Weggie

This happens when your underwear are violently shoved up your anus as opposed to the traditional straight-up yank.
I was pleasantly surprised when my roommate gave me an inverted weggie.
by Zack March 26, 2004
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i never let a d-boy bonk for free.

Nicki Minaj said this in her rap on the song Roger That (Young Money). A d-boy is a dope boy/drug dealer. And "bonk for free" means have sex with her with no costs. So its like "And I never let a dope boy fuck for free."
I never let a d-boy bonk for free.
by bebe9512 July 2, 2010
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Inversion

When you take a sentence or phrase that someone has said (possibly an insult) and twist it back around to insult or threaten them.

Sometimes extremely funny, other times extremly lame. Lame when you just switch the subject (Example 1) and ultra-hilarious when used against figures of authority (Example 2).
1. Cody: Henry, your entire family is gay.
Henry: No, your entire family is gay!

2. Mr. Kostick: Nate, move to the other side of the room. Leave Aric alone, he actually has ambition of passing this class.
Nate Godin: I have ambition of throwing a chair at your head.
Anthony: Good inversion, Nathan. (Not actually said)
by Anthony St.Pierre June 11, 2006
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inverted blumpkin

when a woman is taking a shit, a male goen in and puts his cock in her mouth and she performs oral sex on him.
My girl was taking a shit so I went in a shoved my cock in her mouth ans she gave me an inverted blumpkin
by Donnie May 21, 2004
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