yard taint

The area of grass between the curb and the sidewalk.

Hey Bobby! You're grass is looking really green, especially in your yard taint.

by Johnny Yardrocks March 23, 2005

taint fluff

-a failure

I don't want you marrying that taint fluff!
But dad, I love him....we bought a couch together.

by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016

tainted love

love you have for a person that is so deep and feels like it should last forever, but it can't for some complicated, unfair reason. So when you have only a certain amount time left with the person you love, you know that it is tainted love. because although you would risk your life for them and think of them all the time (even in your dreams), you can't be with them forever.

it is love, actually.

once i ran to you
now i run from you
this tainted love...

by i am a lover June 26, 2004

taint wrecker

Receiving oral sex from a woman with a long pointy chin.

I was getting a blow job from a taint wrecker and her chin bruised my taint.

by Grandton November 22, 2013

Taint Blossom

A hairy taint.

The fur spins upward to look like it's blossoming.

Mentioned on Colbert Report

Can often lead to dingle berries.

Sir, I believe I see your Taint Blossom.

by Maxi G March 10, 2010

girl taint

Also known as "the alley", girl taint is the space between the anus (the dumpster) and the vagina (the garden).

If you intentionally drool onto the girl taint while eating pussy, it lubricates the asshole beneath it potentially paving the way to slippery hot pot hole action for your flesh dildo.

by Cockmagic76 February 10, 2015

taint freeze

a medical symptom identified by a painful chilling sensation in the taint region

That ice cube up the puss gave me such bad taint freeze I had to take an advil

by BlastingZone November 4, 2011