Ivan

a thick nigga with balls.

yo do you see that wild ivan? he got some big ass balls.

by Bloody Paradox January 30, 2022

ivan

bald.

ivan is so bald that his speed is amazing due to his aerodynamic bald head.

by AwayFlewMyKeyboard February 11, 2022

Ivan

A loser who has no friends and calls every guy in the world a cutie and does not get over the fact he looks like a toothbrush and gets no bitches.

Ivan gets no bitches.

by semajames123 February 25, 2022

Ivan

Has a massive ass dick

Omg Ivan's dick is soooo massive

by Pedo-File March 4, 2022

Ivan

Ivan, a pansexual genderfluid human who uses they/them pronounces. Stand akutagawa (aka eyebrowless guy) and claims to be serious and emo at all times unless they put /j. so does that mean they are emo and joking?

Ivan? Oh the cool person with the BEAST!akutagawa pfp?

by childesolosyourfav March 19, 2022

Ivan

A great person who is very good at YBA. Has never lost a game in anything and is always getting straight A's. Has the greatest taste in games and gets all the bitches.

Person 1: Ivan is so great!
Person 2: I know right!!!

by Wolfan May 2, 2022

Ivan

Ivan is the type of dude to like being stepped on by an anime chick like makima

Makima: You mongrel *steps on ivan*

Ivan:*clearly enjoys it*

by tp meme May 5, 2022