When you are living somewhere for centuries and your cousins peacefully move in without stealing anything and the "non-cousins" declare war on you — and then you (regrettably) fuck them up. QQ
Dont declare war on civilians or you"ll get Israeled.
Omar: im about to go blow those cousins up.
Syeed: careful not to get Israeled, Omar.
Muhammad: I wish we chose peace in '48 because getting Israeled and the Nakba sucked.
Omar: im about to go blow those cousins up.
Syeed: careful not to get Israeled, Omar.
Muhammad: I wish we chose peace in '48 because getting Israeled and the Nakba sucked.
by whenyoucauseyourownsuffering December 27, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. Israel, the nation of the indigenous Hebrews aka Jews aka Israelis aka Zionists. Israel is also called Zion. Zion appears in the Old Testament 152 times as a title of Jerusalem; over half of these occurrences appear in two books, the Book of Isaiah (46 times) and that of Psalms (38 times). It appears seven times in the New Testament and five times in quotations from the Old Testament. Israel existed thousands of years before Romans invaded and colonized the indigenous Hebrews and renamed the area Syria-Palestina. Jesus, a Jew was born in Judea before the area was renamed by the Romans. Jews have maintained a presence in Israel for thousands or years.
Approximately 1400 years ago, in the 7'th century, the invading Muslim Arabs from Arabia, their indigenous home, began persecuting and murdering Jews and Christians to try to colonize Palestine. Nonetheless, Jews have lived on the land of Israel without interruption for thousands of years.
The name of Israel was restored to the indigenous Jewish homeland by decree of the United Nations on May 15, 1948 when Israel was declared he only Jewish nation on planet Earth. At that time, the West Bank was administered by Jordan through 1967 and Egypt administered the Gaza Strip.
Israel yearns for peace with its Muslim, Arab neighbors.
Approximately 1400 years ago, in the 7'th century, the invading Muslim Arabs from Arabia, their indigenous home, began persecuting and murdering Jews and Christians to try to colonize Palestine. Nonetheless, Jews have lived on the land of Israel without interruption for thousands of years.
The name of Israel was restored to the indigenous Jewish homeland by decree of the United Nations on May 15, 1948 when Israel was declared he only Jewish nation on planet Earth. At that time, the West Bank was administered by Jordan through 1967 and Egypt administered the Gaza Strip.
Israel yearns for peace with its Muslim, Arab neighbors.
Israel is the national Jewish homeland.
The citizens of Israel have made many advances in agriculture and technology
The citizens of Israel yearn for peace and neighbors that do not seek to destroy her
The citizens of Israel have made many advances in agriculture and technology
The citizens of Israel yearn for peace and neighbors that do not seek to destroy her
by genius-minded January 5, 2024
Get the Israelmug. New word: "Israeled" (verb) expulsion of a rightful owner by a trespasser. // The act of inviting oneself and friends to share a place with a stranger in a public place, only to subsequently request the stranger to vacate the place to accommodate a larger group's meeting or social gathering.
A: Someone asked to share your table at a coffee shop and then asked you to leave the table because they have a meeting??? Damn you got Israeled! // Looks like you have been Israeled!
B: Yes, and his Justification was : "my horoscope said that I should be sitting at this table so it's mine and if I'm not gonna steal someone else is gonna steal it"
B: Yes, and his Justification was : "my horoscope said that I should be sitting at this table so it's mine and if I'm not gonna steal someone else is gonna steal it"
by Someone else number 3 October 22, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. The best example of decolonialism in the world when a people in diaspora for thousands of years return home, fix the land, and protect it from POS terrorists while simultaneously having the most ethical military and defending against antisemitism around the globe.
by Helsheurmdlwheheklwhx January 1, 2024
Get the Israelmug. israel is a handsome boy, smart he would do anything for a person to smile he makes everyone laugh but in the inside he is depressed tired of life suicidal and he cares about people he just doesn't cares about himself.
israel is a amazing friend
by noquemacuhh. November 20, 2023
Get the israelmug. Genocide; A powerful state genociding a group of weak people who are under their control all while still claiming victimhood.
On October of 2023 in history of the struggle for freedom, Palestinians have been israeled by the state of Israel.
by yaassyyr November 11, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. To be Israeled is to let someone borrow something you own for a short amount of time but they then claim it for their own and when you try to take it back they kill you.
by Intergalactic Word Guy January 4, 2024
Get the Israeledmug.