coitus interruptus

Sex terminating due to interruption prior to successful ejaculation.

Coitus interruptus - When some jerk barges in when you are busy coiting. Real bummer.

by Super fun happy times November 6, 2009

Interruptance

Similar to the word disruptance, which is disrupting + disturbance, interruptance is interrupt + disturbance

She does not want anymore interruptances during the lecture.

by poppinq October 13, 2019

Sportus interruptus

When your mother-in-law cuts off the nailbiter game 2 minutes before the finish.

She said she recorded the game for us, but the Suns-Mavs game suffered from sportus interruptus.

The Pack went into overtime but the recording ran out, a coitus interruptus bummer!

by Hifalutin! January 20, 2022

Commodus Interuptus

Bowel movement deliberately interrupted due to external situations or circumstances.

When you are taking a dump and you suddenly have Commodus Interuptus due to the pizza delivery guy showing up 15 minutes early.

by Tito C. May 8, 2008

interceptors

people who engage in the the art of excitedly returning to your email inbox after receiving a notification about someone 'commenting' on anything you are involved with on facebook. This can only be done after 11pm.

The interceptors are very good at what they do

by interceptor111 April 12, 2011

Clitoris Interruptus

To be disturbed by someone or something during the act of making love just as the female part becomes highly stimulated, often happens during oral sex.

Gee Honey. I was just getting so hot as you were down on me licking and sucking but the dog comes crashing thru the door causing me to suffer the frustration of Clitoris Interruptus.

by Steve52 February 23, 2009

Interlepticourseurine

1. The act of having epileptic seizures and peeing while in the middle of having sex.

2. A person who utterly fails at sexually pleasing their partner; Someone who freaks out and ruins the moment.

Jon - "So how was your night with Samaannntthhhaaa?" *no-homo wink*

Josh - "Well... uhm- I totally interlepticourseurined."

Jon - "... fuck, that sucks."

Josh - "Yeeaahh..."

Josh - *Hangs himself*

Jon - "... thats hott"

by Viper910 December 28, 2008