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Horst Wessel

The legendary man who wrote the song "Die Fahne Hoch"
Person 1. Do you know who Horst Wessel is?

Person 2. No
Person 1. Don't you know anything about Nazi Germany?
by MrBern February 15, 2017
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horsted

Horsting, Horst, Horsted

To Horst; a deliberate or unintentional act of inactivity. A form of lazyness found to exist within some humans. To have done nothing with themselves all day, to fail to achieve any work and in fact try and avoid work. Horsting is completing or directly be inactivity purpisfully or unintentionally. Horsted as to have wasted the day away and completed or achieved or learned nothing.

Horsting; when asked or given a required work to achieve they declined to achieve this or complete this. This is the deliberate act of inactivity.
You've done nothing and been lazy all day. Shortened version. You've horsted the day away.

That guy/girl at work avoids doing any work. Short version. They are a horster.

All pigs do is horst the day away. Eating, doing nothing and sleeping.
by Tapir Envy December 26, 2017
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Hurtbo

Someone who appears to be a himbo, but upon further observation, does not even attempt to be respectful to women.
I thought he was cool, but he’s actually such a hurtbo.
by fabulous poultry December 1, 2021
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Horstort

The act of being surprised by the sudden appearance of a horse.
I can’t believe he put a horse in my bed. That was a complete horstort.”
by nasty john July 21, 2023
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Don't move and it won't hurt

a phrase usable in numerous situations. The original usage is if you are pulling someone's hair, but the joke can easily be used in a sexual sitatuation.
{upon grabbing someone's hair}

You: Don't move and it won't hurt!
by AgentKabuto December 11, 2009
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Lol hi, do your nuts hurt?

Lol hi, is a greeting most commonly followed by saying, do your nuts hurt.
It's formal and mostly used to greet somebody older than you.
Tom: Lol hi, do your nuts hurt?
Grandma: Always.
Tom:*gets a year older*
by Anal_eraser November 24, 2020
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in the hurt bag

Damn, when Frank was drunk, he slipped on the ice and hit his noggin on the cement. He was in the hurt bag for some time after that.
by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005
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