hatchi matchi

Holy crap

Hatchi matchi that's expensive!

by Chay Z October 9, 2008

hoch

a german last name. means "high" in german.

Bob Hoch.

by evilrainbow February 6, 2010

hatchet wound

a woman's vagina

And while you're at it, check out that Jasmine's hatchet wound.

by Eddie K. February 13, 2003

hatchet face

A sharp, thin face, like the wedge shape of a hatchet.

She was a beautiful woman, but that hatchet face with those beady eyes ruined it for me.

by Stevarooni November 17, 2007

hatchet

Juggalo idiotic/pathetic weapon of choice.

Tom: Did you hear that some kid died yesterday on 40th street?
Martha: Oh my! What happened?
Tom: This kid ran up to a bunch of thugs wearing makeup with his hatchet and tried to hit them with it. They smelled him ((due to poor hygiene)) before he swang his hatchet and loaded fire with a 9mm glock.
Martha: Was he a juggalo?
Tom: I believe so, why?
Martha: Deserved it.

by Tookie W November 9, 2009

Hitchhiker

One who knows where his or her towel is.

Ford Prefect is one hell of a hitchhiker; he knows where his towel is. What a cool frood.

by cyenu February 3, 2005

Hitchhiker

A being, human or otherwise, that randomly asks strangers for rides in transportation devices when in need of such a service. Their destination can vary, parts of the galaxy, parts of America, the important places mostly. Most are fearless, yet stupid and reckless.

Fuck no, your a Hitchhiker! I know your kind!

by D4A3F2M1H9 June 15, 2010