when a girl rlly has to pee so badly tht the holding it in and rubbing thighs together makes her horny
this is dangerous because if this is the case and you go at it with her cleanup may come a bit early
this is dangerous because if this is the case and you go at it with her cleanup may come a bit early
by hockeydevi92 April 18, 2010
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When a regular McDonald's Chicken Nugget starts to go wrong. It starts humping the shit out of your leg, and starts making noises too. It starts to yell very loudly and cums all over your chest. It's cum is a mixture of feces and chicken fat. If you don't lick it up it will start biting your dick.
Mike: OMG why is this McNugget humping me.
Chad: Lol you unlucky bastard, Its a Horny McNugget!
Mike: I like it ;)
Chad: Lol you unlucky bastard, Its a Horny McNugget!
Mike: I like it ;)
by JakeS3333 May 10, 2011
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Get the Horny jail mug.A sexual Position where a woman is being double penetrated in a cowgirl position. While at the same time she is giving two guys hand jobs and one guy a blowjob.
Man, last night was crazy that girl from the bar went back with us 5 and we gave her the horny angel!
by DFLETCH21 August 25, 2011
Get the Horny Angel mug.Laraine sat in class. Watching her teacher teach. She became very wet and horny. She was daydreaming about what it would be like to have sex with him. She let out an involuntary moan.
Mr. Dickson hear this and his attention flew to Laraine.
"Miss. Vagil, is there a problem?"
She let out another moan, but quickly realized she was still in the middle of her history class. She blushed and tried to cover it up.
"Uhm.... No sir."
"See me after school"
The bell rang. It was time for Laraines detention.
She decided to sit in the back of the classroom so that she would be able to finger herself as she was still very much horny. Unfortunately, her plan to sit far away failed. He saw.
"Laraine"--he had never actually called her this before. It had always been Miss. Vagil--"Laraine... what are you doing?"
"I'm sorry. I was thinking about how big your dick must be and how much I want you in me."
"Come here please"
She walked up to his desk and he got up. She could see the bulge in his pants. She couldnt stop staring. He cleared his throat to get her attention.
"You're thinking of me?" she slyly asked as she grazed her hand over the bulge.
"Now, Laraine, It is perfectly normal for a 20 year old woman to have sexual feelings. But I feel that university is much more important"
"What are you going to do about it?" she asked as she pressed her chest against his.
"I Really think that you need to relieve your sexual tensions and just fulfill your fantasy. Do what you want."
She moved down. Slowly making sure that her tits never left his body. She made her way back up just to tease him. She took his hand and put his hand up her skirt. He seemed suprised by the fact that she was not wearing any underpants. And besides that she was very, very wet. she took off his belt and slid off his pants. She began to blow him as fast as she possibly could. Then right before he came she pulled her dick out so he ejaculated all over her chest. She began to tittie fuck him. This only made him even more horny. He took control. He lifted her up and put her on his desk. He shoved his 9" dick in her deep tight pussy. She immediately climaxed.
"UHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUCKK MEEEE HAARRRRRRRRRRDDDD"
It was his turn to tease. He slowed down and now she was begging. "PLEASE PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME HARDER I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!" he took out his dick and began to lick her pussy. She climaxed again. She came in her mouth. He kissed her so her own juices were in her mouth. "PUT IT IN NOW!" He obeyed this command. He fucked her hard since then. Until they were done. They fucked in that room for 3 hours until a teacher from down the hall came in.
Mr. Dickson did not get fired. Every friday, Laraine chooses to find some way to get detention. And every Friday, He gives it to her.
Mr. Dickson hear this and his attention flew to Laraine.
"Miss. Vagil, is there a problem?"
She let out another moan, but quickly realized she was still in the middle of her history class. She blushed and tried to cover it up.
"Uhm.... No sir."
"See me after school"
The bell rang. It was time for Laraines detention.
She decided to sit in the back of the classroom so that she would be able to finger herself as she was still very much horny. Unfortunately, her plan to sit far away failed. He saw.
"Laraine"--he had never actually called her this before. It had always been Miss. Vagil--"Laraine... what are you doing?"
"I'm sorry. I was thinking about how big your dick must be and how much I want you in me."
"Come here please"
She walked up to his desk and he got up. She could see the bulge in his pants. She couldnt stop staring. He cleared his throat to get her attention.
"You're thinking of me?" she slyly asked as she grazed her hand over the bulge.
"Now, Laraine, It is perfectly normal for a 20 year old woman to have sexual feelings. But I feel that university is much more important"
"What are you going to do about it?" she asked as she pressed her chest against his.
"I Really think that you need to relieve your sexual tensions and just fulfill your fantasy. Do what you want."
She moved down. Slowly making sure that her tits never left his body. She made her way back up just to tease him. She took his hand and put his hand up her skirt. He seemed suprised by the fact that she was not wearing any underpants. And besides that she was very, very wet. she took off his belt and slid off his pants. She began to blow him as fast as she possibly could. Then right before he came she pulled her dick out so he ejaculated all over her chest. She began to tittie fuck him. This only made him even more horny. He took control. He lifted her up and put her on his desk. He shoved his 9" dick in her deep tight pussy. She immediately climaxed.
"UHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUCKK MEEEE HAARRRRRRRRRRDDDD"
It was his turn to tease. He slowed down and now she was begging. "PLEASE PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME HARDER I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!" he took out his dick and began to lick her pussy. She climaxed again. She came in her mouth. He kissed her so her own juices were in her mouth. "PUT IT IN NOW!" He obeyed this command. He fucked her hard since then. Until they were done. They fucked in that room for 3 hours until a teacher from down the hall came in.
Mr. Dickson did not get fired. Every friday, Laraine chooses to find some way to get detention. And every Friday, He gives it to her.
by HornyBitch69 April 9, 2009
Get the Horny mug.Used to describe a being that demonstrates these qualities: large in stature, jacked physique, able to inhale large amounts of food. Common examples include Donkey Kong, Bowser, Ganondorf, King K. Rool, Incineroar, etc.
Friend 1: "Check out that guy benching 315 for reps over there!"
Friend 2: "Holy shit. I wouldn't wanna step into his gauntlet. That's a big boy."
Friend 1:"No dude. That's a horky bastard."
Friend 2: "Holy shit. I wouldn't wanna step into his gauntlet. That's a big boy."
Friend 1:"No dude. That's a horky bastard."
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