honest engine

Honest engine is like the triple dog dare of swearing or promises. If someone asks you honest engine you have to tell the truth and if someone discovers you lied on an honest engine you are an ass hole and they will never forgive you. Can be used as a verb, question, or statement.

Friend 1: Did you sleep with my girlfriend?
Friend 2: No I swear I didn't.
Friend 1: Honest engine?
Friend 2: Honest engine I didn't sleep with your girlfriend.

Or

I know he was telling the truth he honest engined it.

Or

Honest engine I did not cheat on that test.

by Honest Engine June 12, 2007

honestreporting

A biggoted web site promoting anti-Islamic hate, and egregiously pro-Israel propaganda. A dishonestly named site.

www.honestreporting.org

by apoo July 26, 2004

Honest abe

Before receiving head, you shave your pubs and keep them close by, (preferably a night stand or in hand) then when your done getting dome you bust all around her mouth and sprinke the pubs on her face. This will create the appearance of a luxurious beard, much like that of Abraham Lincoln.

I picked up some dirty skank and gave her the honest abe. She pepper sprayed me immediately after

by Big Billa December 13, 2006

Lez Be Honest

Another way to call a girl a Lesbian. The est in honest is not part of the word. :P

Miley Cyrus: Hey everbody!
Random Person: Lez Be Honest, Miley!
Miley Cyrus: *Screams* Who cares freak!

My note: isn't Miley Cyrus a Lesbian? I really hope I got that part right. ^_^

by TheAverageGirl February 16, 2015

Honest Abe

While having sex, you blurt out the name of someone else you want to have sex with more than the current person you are engaged with.

"While having sex with my girlfriend last night, I honest abed and yelled out my ex's name."

by The Friendship Ninja October 24, 2011

honest woman

A female human that can actually be trusted to tell you the truth! This usually results from a freak head-injury or an extremely rare genetic anomaly. In the highly unlikely event you ever find one, do your best to keep her because she is rarer than the four-leafed clover and even more valuable than a four-bedroom house in London!

The last girl I slept with told me she was an honest woman because she was thinking of dumping her boyfriend anyway.

by Reiki Master May 4, 2005

honetsly

fuck you

I'm not sure what I'm arguing anymore honetsly

by honetslyneko November 18, 2017