hunting for hobbits

A term for smoking weed.

Comes from a LARP group's term for the magical happenings that go on at 420. Often coincides with a literal hunt for a hobbit doll.

Bob: Where did Sandra and Jolene go?
James: They went off into the woods. They're hunting for hobbits.

by Baylemtree August 4, 2011

hobbitz

1. The little people from Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings
2. Also characters you can be in Dungeons and Dragons.
3. also known as halfling

1. I'm gonna be a hobbit rogue tonight.

2. Frodo Baggins is a hobbit.

by Lindsey April 27, 2004

hobbit toe

The evolutionary stage of the camel toe whereupon the labia minora sprouts hair, cuticles, and callouses in defense against long vaginal walks and toe-stomping orcs. The result is a vagina that closely resembles a hobbit foot, most commonly Frodo's left.

"Bro, so like...I'm totally getting ready to penetrate, and then I get kicked and get this major gash down the underside of my shaft. The chick had a hobbit toe!"

by Justin Norman January 19, 2009

hobbitch

hobbitch /HAW - bich/ n. (pl. hobbitches)
1. a short, evil-mannered female who sustains her life by destroying the happiness of others and converting it into sexual pleasure.
2. a bitch that resembles a hobbit.
3. any short filipino woman who takes pleasure in emasculating men and collecting shiny objects, especially those that can be jammed into the drive of a PS2.
4. any short woman named Roxanne.

NOTE: I created this word myself: it is the bastard child of the words hobbit (from the Lord of the Rings -- short, furry humanoids with big feet and a love of weed) and bitch(a short, furry human with big feet and a trendy "love" for weed to impress people)

also see: succubus

Last night I peed in Roxanne's hair, she is such a hobbitch.

by thomas_giggling_at_the_fatties_at_the_party September 7, 2005

honiton

A tiny yet seemingly over populated strange little town that doesn’t yet know if it’s urban or stuck in the 19th century. your only chances of survival is being able to either claim benefits or own a tacky nick nack brick a brac shop or tea room. Full of very tough gangsters who cannot expand their territory into larger neighboring towns or cities due to being killed or beaten up by much bigger boys or their wives. Jam packed with racists and morons honiton does have a skatepark and a bit of woodland to amuse the chavs and hide the dog poop. Overall 4/10

See the car being driven by the 17 year old drug dealer, yeah the one with the loud awful music? Yeah he’s from Honiton. He’s hard don’t mess with him!

by Mrs Willson December 19, 2018

Hobbit Growth

when a man shaves his private area, yet fails to do so with the inner thighs, resulting in feral-looking tufts of hair surrounding the sides of the shaved area.

Tom: So what have you done today?

Joe: Ahhh nothing much man, just got done revamping my Hobbit Growth, I swear this is going to be a new inner-pants hair style.

Tom: You're a fucking idiot.

by boojumk January 16, 2010

Hobbit Weekend

Where one spends a weekend eating, drinking and smoking like a Hobbit, more specifically, consuming copious quantites of hearty cuisine, real ale, and marijuana, preferably from a pipe.

Dan and Amos had such a good hobbit weekend they were too baked to go to school on monday morning.

by Voyages on the Mississippi December 13, 2011