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Hookie Dookie

To skip any previous engagements for a good poop.
"Buhler"
"Buhler"
"I think he's playing hookie dookie again"
by Emerson44 July 15, 2018
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Hooking in

He was hooking in to my girlfriend
by Badger245t January 18, 2019
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hookindaya

Hook Into You. The act of configuring a product so that the absolute maximum amount of information can be collected from the user.
Tim: I just got a new phone and all I've been doing for two days is turning shit off. I swear to God they track every fucking thing you do or say!
Mike: That's hookindaya. As in "hook into you".

Tim: I'll say. Heaven help us if they ever decide they don't like us.
Mike: Ha. I try not to think about it.
by willowood67 June 12, 2019
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Hookie :)

Often used in the same context as "pewp might!", "Hookie :)"is another word to say okay pronounced as hook-ie.
Jakamous: pewp might!
Songalliaj: Hookie :)
by Nadhirahey Popo December 5, 2019
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hookin n bookin

A term often used by police in reference to them working hard and bringing people to jail. It is often used to exaggerate ones actions.
Joe had a good shift, he’s been hookin n bookin all night.
by Youpock March 16, 2020
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Hooking the Clam

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.
Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"
by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020
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hookie nookie

playing hookie or going in late intenionally to your job, class, appointment, etc only because you wanna have sex.
"How about a little hookie nookie then?" Ask blair to her girlfriend of 3 nights. Chelsea thought how many classes she'd missed so far
by Theamazinggeek September 14, 2020
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