Hippo Fart

Hippo fart is a scary teacher whose only purpose is to flirt, and scare 8th graders.

An example:
Nina: I saw Hippo Fart flirt with you.
Biba: yeah it was scary! She touched my shoulder. 😟

by Dizzybuffalo1307 February 14, 2023

Hippo Nuke

When your mom jumps.

bro that Hippo Nuke was lit

by GlizzySock July 13, 2021

The hippo effect

When there is one decent girl standing among a bunch of fat ones it immediately increases their charisma

A: damn she's hot
B: nah man that's just the hippo effect

by James shandy October 30, 2018

hippo money

When your woman spends the family cash without prior authorization.

All out of hippo money! WTF!

by OvenMitts&Zipties June 23, 2022

dutch hippo

when a woman is taking a large and smelly fecal load into the toilet and pushes to hard and a potato sized log a shit comes ploping out into the water and disappears like a hippo in a lake

hey Sally I can hear your friend Becky, taking a Dutch hippo in the bathroom. please tell her to clean up the foul smell immediately.

by Becky Conchers April 2, 2023

wallowing hippo

Shitting in a toilet cistern.

My toilet water was dirty when I flushed it. I took the lid of the cistern and found some dirty bastard had laid a wallowing hippo in there.

by captnphunky March 9, 2017

Hippo of Coke

A significantly large amount of cocaine

“Dude, I just got a hippo of coke last night.”
“Bro, it must be snowing near you”

by Sluttypumkinspicelatte December 16, 2018