Hippo Nuke

When your mom jumps.

bro that Hippo Nuke was lit

by GlizzySock July 13, 2021

dutch hippo

when a woman is taking a large and smelly fecal load into the toilet and pushes to hard and a potato sized log a shit comes ploping out into the water and disappears like a hippo in a lake

hey Sally I can hear your friend Becky, taking a Dutch hippo in the bathroom. please tell her to clean up the foul smell immediately.

by Becky Conchers April 2, 2023

Hippo Fart

Hippo fart is a scary teacher whose only purpose is to flirt, and scare 8th graders.

An example:
Nina: I saw Hippo Fart flirt with you.
Biba: yeah it was scary! She touched my shoulder. 😟

by Dizzybuffalo1307 February 14, 2023

yellow hippo

A person that has actually become obese on a diet of nothing but dog cum and gun powder.

Bobby: Dude, have you seen JR lately?!

Walker: Yeah, he needs to ease off all of that dog cum and gun powder before he becomes a yellow hippo.

by Elmuff November 15, 2018

The hippo effect

When there is one decent girl standing among a bunch of fat ones it immediately increases their charisma

A: damn she's hot
B: nah man that's just the hippo effect

by James shandy October 30, 2018

hippo crates

Huge sturdy packing-cases specially designed for humanely shipping large water-loving herbivores. Invented by the famous ancient philosopher.

Too bad Hippocrates wasn't born more recently, or his animal-transporting invention would have been much easier to create --- he could have just lined a number of modern large metal shipping-containers with foam-rubber, added fresh-air vents and some form of toilet-fixture, and voila! --- hippo crates.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018

Hippo of Coke

A significantly large amount of cocaine

“Dude, I just got a hippo of coke last night.”
“Bro, it must be snowing near you”

by Sluttypumkinspicelatte December 16, 2018